here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
you're swimming a super hard set,
lots of heavy breathing going on while you rest,
then you get blasted by waves of a brisk halitosis breeze from a person in your lane,
you wretch from the stench
is it garlic?
were they out drinking late into the night?
forget to brush?
no mouthwash?
did a pet crawl down there and die?
the pace clock ticks
57, 58, 59 ...
you push off to begin your next hard 100
and ponder whether you should let them know or not
you're swimming a super hard set,
lots of heavy breathing going on while you rest,
then you get blasted by waves of a brisk halitosis breeze from a person in your lane,
you wretch from the stench
is it garlic?
were they out drinking late into the night?
forget to brush?
no mouthwash?
did a pet crawl down there and die?
the pace clock ticks
57, 58, 59 ...
you push off to begin your next hard 100
and ponder whether you should let them know or not
