What are your picks of what you reckon are the most humorous Swimming jargon terms, or the most humorous uses of any Swimming jargon terms made by anyone - be it by any swimmer/s, a coach, who ever was commentating a race you saw live or on TV, or someone who wrote about a race you saw ?
Not to be confused with any humorous swimming quotes made by any swimmers, coaches or commentators, which isn't what I'm asking.
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when surfing the internet for deals on swim suits: "grab bag" :D