Stand up If You're a Triathlete

As a card carring USMS swimmer for the past 4 years I am proud to say that I also carry the card for USATriathlon. :D I have swam my entire life and I need to do something more than back and forth; up and down the lane. I find swim meets to be extremly boring and a good waste of a taper. Triathlons, well, they Rock! Anyone else out there want to stand up with me? Or am I to be forever banned from this site, never to return again untill my tires go flat and both my knees are surgically altered. Barry