*SCREAM!*
Ewww..... That's not riiiiiiiight!
I swim so I WON'T look like that! *gag* B'ugh! Fat Man in a Speedo! *Crowd of Men and Women Screaming For Their Lives*
I'm sorry, but that was just... wow....
Edit: I accidentally started a new thread, when my intention was to add a reply to the "Future of Men's Swimming" thread
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Sadly, I can do nothing but snicker
for, my midsection has also grown thicker
to the pool in a hurry
to swim with a flurry
and hope I can still become quicker!:D :) :D
I don't know who this guy is but he could become are model for USMS Speedo Ads. With the heavy Rap music in the background of "Everyone Put Your Hands Up" we could see him stretching, flexing and smiling. We could put his Height, Wingspan, and even add Waistline to his stats.
We would have to come up with something good to say about this guy. I don't know if we could come up with something like:
5 time World Champion, 13 World Records, 6 Olympic Gold Medals, and the only person to ever break 5 World Records in One Meet. But it would have to be something as good as this.
This is _____ you ever you are.
Originally posted by kernow
Am I missing something- like a photo attachment or something?
I think Sonic was referring to this (part of the "I am Michael Phelps" advertising campaign for USA and Masters Swimming):