Are the bane of my existance as a solo swimmer. Granted, the class only meets for 1 day out of the 4 days I swim per week. Granted, during my 3,500-4,000yd workout they're only present for about 2-2,500 of it. BUT STILL I can't stand them! And unfortunately the only time I'm able to swim on that particular day is the time during that class. It's like swimming in lake michigan. Sigh. Is anyone else as frustrated as I am?
I'd be happy to do all those exercises, even though they only exist in cyber space, since no noodling class in the history of plastic foam products has ever done this. Well, maybe one class did it, but the USNF found them out and took away their chapter membership.
I'd be more interested in a noodling class that doesn't complain 93 degree water is too cold and doesn't intrude on lap swim lanes.
As long as I'm doing these alleged noodle exercises, I'd like to see one noodling class do 10 yards of vigorous swimming so they can realize that hair can actually get wet without dire consequences.
Oh, and those float noodle belt things that allow noodlers to actually remain completely stationary in water over their heads are now being made with coffee cup holders so the "water aerobic" class can be taken to its true ultimate destination, that being the in-pool coffee bar.
I'd be happy to do all those exercises, even though they only exist in cyber space, since no noodling class in the history of plastic foam products has ever done this. Well, maybe one class did it, but the USNF found them out and took away their chapter membership.
I'd be more interested in a noodling class that doesn't complain 93 degree water is too cold and doesn't intrude on lap swim lanes.
As long as I'm doing these alleged noodle exercises, I'd like to see one noodling class do 10 yards of vigorous swimming so they can realize that hair can actually get wet without dire consequences.
Oh, and those float noodle belt things that allow noodlers to actually remain completely stationary in water over their heads are now being made with coffee cup holders so the "water aerobic" class can be taken to its true ultimate destination, that being the in-pool coffee bar.
