Swimming Sayings.....

I'm going to create some swimming t-shirts and I was wondering if anyone had any cool one liners about swimming....funny sayings, etc.....that would be cool on a t-shirt...... Thanks
  • There's an earlier thread that has a large collection in existance around here someplace. Just wish I could locate it for you..........
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    "The older I get, the faster I was"
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    Masters Swimming - Last One Alive Wins!
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    forums.usms.org/showthread.php I think this is what you are looking for Jim.
  • those are all great!.. I don't know if this is aloud or not, but I had a shirt once that simply read "chlorine the breakfast of champions".. Loved it! but haven't been able to find it since. I think it was a local club's shirt one year that ended up selling in a local swim shop. J.
  • "You take a swimmer out of water, and they'll break things (like their legs, arms, ...)" To which you reply, "Sure coach, I won't go skiing this weekend. Really."
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    Met a person the other day and told her "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on"
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    My favorite is still....Pain in practice is weakness leaving your body!!!!!:D
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    Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
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    Here's one! This is based off a song I recorded recently.... "We've got Blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and blocks and lanes and lanes and blocks and.... WATER!!"
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