somewhat swimming related

What a pretty thing to believe. Here's the truth: Does this make me look fat? NO. Are you sure? YES. How come you never said that before? Said what? That I wasn't fat. I didn't think it needed to be said. Strike ONE, you're better off digressing into giving her a compliment, saying, honey youre so beatiful, You and FAT never cross my mind as connected. I'm just your typical silly guy, not pointing out enough how beautiful you are, I should do that more. Then come over and hug her. Does this make me look fat is usually a fishning expedition for a compliment and some attention. Can't believe you guys haven't figured that one out. :rolleyes: So you can take me for granted now. I'm not taking you for granted. Did you even tell Keather she was fat? No, of course not, she's not fat. Strike TWO, never admit to noticing another girl!!! We know you notice, we just don't wanna know - ya know. Oh, so you've noticed that she's buff. No, I mean yes. No. I mean, what does it matter? Oh, so I don't matter any more? What? By this point, you're in a deep doo doo, may as well open an account at Flowers.com ' So I'm really really sorry that I always never said that you were fat and it will always never happen again. -LBJ

What a pretty thing to believe. Here's the truth: Does this make me look fat? NO. Are you sure? YES. How come you never said that before? Said what? That I wasn't fat. I didn't think it needed to be said. Strike ONE, you're better off digressing into giving her a compliment, saying, honey youre so beatiful, You and FAT never cross my mind as connected. I'm just your typical silly guy, not pointing out enough how beautiful you are, I should do that more. Then come over and hug her. Does this make me look fat is usually a fishning expedition for a compliment and some attention. Can't believe you guys haven't figured that one out. :rolleyes: So you can take me for granted now. I'm not taking you for granted. Did you even tell Keather she was fat? No, of course not, she's not fat. Strike TWO, never admit to noticing another girl!!! We know you notice, we just don't wanna know - ya know. Oh, so you've noticed that she's buff. No, I mean yes. No. I mean, what does it matter? Oh, so I don't matter any more? What? By this point, you're in a deep doo doo, may as well open an account at Flowers.com ' So I'm really really sorry that I always never said that you were fat and it will always never happen again. -LBJ