somewhat swimming related

Did you see paris hilton's new Carl's JR Spicy BBQ burger commercial? It's somewhat swimming related, she's wearing a swim suit and there's water you can see it at: http://www.spicyparis.com Ande
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    Originally posted by Leonard Jansen Not really. This falls in the "Do you think she's prettier than me?" category - ANYTHING you say gets you in trouble. There are only 2 ways to deal with this, either: 1) Say nothing. Don't even react. Try not to breathe. Pray you'll have a heart attack and die. 2) Diss the other women completely: "That skank? She's got enough makeup on to paint all the revolutionary slogans on the walls in Tijuana." (Tip: No sarcasm allowed, eg: "That skank? Just because she's rich and thin and beautiful, why would any sane man want to tangle with that.") Some of us have been married a LONG time and we have learned the hard way. -LBJ You guys, that one is really easy to answer. Every girl wants to be your one and only princess... Just lie to us and tell us you were focusing on ME, and didn't even notice the other one. And when we ask, do theese pants make me look fat... just say, sorry honey, I haven't noticed anything other than ... you're so beatiful, all the blood is gone out of my head.
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  • Former Member
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    Originally posted by Leonard Jansen Not really. This falls in the "Do you think she's prettier than me?" category - ANYTHING you say gets you in trouble. There are only 2 ways to deal with this, either: 1) Say nothing. Don't even react. Try not to breathe. Pray you'll have a heart attack and die. 2) Diss the other women completely: "That skank? She's got enough makeup on to paint all the revolutionary slogans on the walls in Tijuana." (Tip: No sarcasm allowed, eg: "That skank? Just because she's rich and thin and beautiful, why would any sane man want to tangle with that.") Some of us have been married a LONG time and we have learned the hard way. -LBJ You guys, that one is really easy to answer. Every girl wants to be your one and only princess... Just lie to us and tell us you were focusing on ME, and didn't even notice the other one. And when we ask, do theese pants make me look fat... just say, sorry honey, I haven't noticed anything other than ... you're so beatiful, all the blood is gone out of my head.
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