I can't keep up!

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Okay, I'm crumbling...the number of new threads, the proliferation of posts...I'm going nutso trying to keep up just reading them, let alone contribute...so how do you guys do it? Primarily the Special K's must have r-e-a-l-l-y potent java to keep up the machine gun rapidity and salacious content of their many posts. At least Tom has help multi-tasking...
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    Girl....I would date you!! :p I also don't buy that Pollyanna c**p about how there's "only one true love" out there for each person. Bulll-ony!! Let's do the math - if there are...oh I don't know...say about 6 billion people in the world....and half of them are men..that leaves 3 billion people....and let's say half of that number are children (under the age of 18)...so that leaves 1.5 billion....and let's say that of that number only a million would be possible mates....and of that number let's say that only about half of them would be someone you would actually date...lives in the same town....swims....good lookin'....blah blah blah... Get the picture? So if Mr. I'll-Call-You-On-Your-Birthday-Then-Act-Like-A-Jerk doesn't work out, there are about 499,999 other guys out there who might! ;) My math is probably kind of wrong...just making a point.
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    Kyra, Kira, Keather, Karen and Kari - the Special Ks - let's try to put a relay team together. Can we do that? Let's do an 800 m relay - I know that's 5, but we can also do like a 400 m free relay....or 400 IM relay.... I'm doing free!!! The Love Doctor
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    Oh, I'm not worried about finding someone ... I am in NO RUSH! I am only 24 and I rather like being single ... dating wouldn't be all bad, but they always get all attached and start talking about the future ... blah!
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    Karen - do you want to do *** or back? Kyra and Kira - how about you two? OK Keather - back to the love advice.... No getting married until you're at LEAST 30!
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    That's the plan! Unless Aaron is in a rush to get married earlier ... ;)
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    (putting on glasses, serious look, crossing legs and folding hands...clearing throat) That is correct, dear. There are always exceptions to the rules. If Aaron....or Lenny, or Brenden...or even one of those cute Backstreet Boys...wanted to get hitched earlier...like at the ripe old age of 25...or something....then it would be totally appropriate to start trying on wedding gowns. But not before!!!
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    The backstreet boys are nast ... bring on the swimmers! Glad there is an exception to the rule ... I am totally ok with waiting until I'm 30 ... I'm such a man! ;)
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    (Dr. Wilkinson crosses legs again...) Well, yes dear. Part of the trick is learning to be like a dude.
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    Kari, I'll do ***, but if Karen really wants it, I'll do back. Ugh! The love advice is great out there. My friend is reading the "not into you" book. I hear it's great.