ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
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DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available
Originally posted by Fishgrrl
The most recent issue of SWIMMER mag. stated that I was 33....NOT! I will be 40 this month and dangnabit, I've earned every one of those freakin' years!!! :p
By any chance, did you start swimming at the age of 7 ? Life doesn't start until you get in the pool...
Sidenote: An empty milk carton, left in the open, will soon start to smell (no matter how much you rinse it out). You leave the carton in the fridge until you are ready to take out the garbage.
I don't mind wow you are hot either. And if some guy pulled out the Johnny Bravo line I'd be thinking he was darn funny ... I don't share lanes well, if someone is looking at me like they might want to share I start swimming fly that usually scares them off ... ;)
And I must confess I've done my fair share of being mysterious and "suddenly not calling" ...
Okay, I'll admit, I'm not nearly as experienced as Bud is. I'm just trying too hard I guess.
Although I have to admit that I'm always a Gentlemen around a woman. One thing you'll never see me do is howl and whistle loudly when I see an attractive female swimmer.
Ladies, if you were at the pool working out, what would you do if you shared a lane with a guy who looks interested in you and asks you out to dinner?
Inquiring minds like mine want to know. :)
If a guy gets all decked out in swim gear, gets in a lane and just stands around in the shallow end for a half hour - all the while, looking at the women - is that creepy?:confused:
Because I've been getting a lot of angry looks recently.....:D