As the swimming world turns

:) I visualized the 400 IM :eek: actually I'm trying to go through this and straighten everything out, but it is confusing ... ah yes, I am the ideal employee ... eh, oh well it's Friday, right? Ok... more figuring ...

Ok, here's the recap/update ... Kari and Heather skankalicious twins, Kari - marries Tom, then “dies” in an avalanche skiing accident, when she returns Heather is married to Tom, but secretly lusting after her swim coach, Kari can’t handle it and runs off with Leonard, for she sees the errors in her evil skanky, drug (VO2Max shampoo) ways Heather leaves Tom for swim Coach, when Kari returns, Karen, the alien mother of Kari and Heather, teacher with a hidden/secret past... she is alien but used to be a superstar, she is devising, Karen lusts after Ande, has a duplicator machine that NO ONE knows about, Kyra, knows everyone’s secrets is secretly blackmailing the entire community and putting the funds into a swiss bank account so she can run away with the Pool Boy (aka Phelps) Beth, sweet innocent town nurse that is a stripper by night a few towns away, not paid enough to support her swimming “problem”, Tom/Mr. Moose/Ralph - marries Kari, Kari “dies”, has affair with Swimmy, but marries Heather, Heather was in love with Mr. Moose, but couldn't stand Ralph, lusts after Tom ... the relationship was doomed! Ande, wise bartender that everyone wants, also a woman that knows nothing about swimming! Swimmy - Karen’s maid, in love with Tom, actually dating the pool boy, rigs Kari’s scuba equipment to malfunction while Kari is on a trip with the pool boy, GeoChuck - Lady wrestler SwimmieAvsFan - hooker with a heart of gold, in love with Mattson, Aquageek - Kari & Heather’s dad, town billionaire, arrogant, working his way through every woman in town Newmastersswimmer - evil wizzard, has affair with Karen, they fight then make out, evil, in love with Swimmie, he conjures up demons to take over the world and they go to war with the aliens, see Mattson for more info, SonicSwimmer- Newmastersswimmer’s right hand man, the hit man, lusts after Swimmie, Leonard - corrupt minister who works with Mattson, Sonic and NewMasters but then remembers his ethics and turns them over so all the imprisoned swimmers held captive in the dungeon and forced to swim 400IM repeats for days on end are freed. Mattson - NewMasters evil cohort, they plot together to take over the world of swimming by cloning and making robots out of everyone then secretly torturing their new prisoners in a dungeon. There are many, many clones so that no one clone ever has to swim, prelims and finals in the same race ...

Originally posted by SwiminONandON ... Of course we are all sleeping with each other ... what kind of soap opera would this be otherwise? ... At the same time!?!? Oh, wait ... I'm mixing up soap operas and porns again.:confused: Does this make me the town pervert who lingers around, not saying much. But when I do say something.....

Scansy, you are the comic relief ... so far all we have is lust, murder, lust, evilness, more lust, aliens and demons, and fights ... we need comedy

Originally posted by Fishgrrl Heather - sounds good to me! Let's see....two skanky rich alcoholic husband stealin' sisters, one teacher with a secret past, a loving couple ala Luke/Laura, evil/good twin set, person with three personalities (one being a moose), someone addicted to VO2 Max shampoo, town cop, sweet and innocent girl... We're almost there! Remember, I want the "death and resurrection" scene written in... Busiest time of year for me and I just found this thread. I'll be the shrink who is trying to straighten out all this dysfunctionality.

Geek, I stated earlier in the thread that we love you! And OF course you are alcoholic what uber rich billionaire on a soap isn't. You simply sleep around because you are really in love with Karen but she broke your heart when you found out she was an alien and you've never been able to recover so you try to boost your self-esteem through seducing other women. You seek out Lainey's help and the two of you fall in love ... she breaks all patient/doctor rules and the two of you marry in a lavish ceremony overlooking the ocean ... you love your two daughters (Kari & I) and spoil them rotton, hiring me her own personal swim coach from Australia... Your life becomes perfect until your alien gets jealous and the demons are summoned to to turn your home into the opening of the hellmouth ... you must fight BOTH the aliens and robots and avoid falling into the hell pit ... you also must save your lovely new wife, and your darling children ...

Ahhh shucks....please write a happy ending in there for Tom, Mr. Moose & Ralph....

Elaine....when you get this all figured out....can you lend a hand to Mr. Moose and the gang? Shut up you Dork, we don't need help, yes you guys do...do not....do to...not, to

Okay, since everyone made up their screen names, perhaps I should just go with one of my 'psycho theorists herions' Karen Horney. (LOL, google her folks)

Tom, I haven't figured out who you run off with yet ... hmmm ... it'll end up happy for sure ;)