As the swimming world turns

Ok, here's the recap/update ... Kari and Heather skankalicious twins, Kari - marries Tom, then “dies” in an avalanche skiing accident, when she returns Heather is married to Tom, but secretly lusting after her swim coach, Kari can’t handle it and runs off with Leonard, for she sees the errors in her evil skanky, drug (VO2Max shampoo) ways Heather leaves Tom for swim Coach, when Kari returns, Karen, the alien mother of Kari and Heather, teacher with a hidden/secret past... she is alien but used to be a superstar, she is devising, Karen lusts after Ande, has a duplicator machine that NO ONE knows about, Kyra, knows everyone’s secrets is secretly blackmailing the entire community and putting the funds into a swiss bank account so she can run away with the Pool Boy (aka Phelps) Beth, sweet innocent town nurse that is a stripper by night a few towns away, not paid enough to support her swimming “problem”, Tom/Mr. Moose/Ralph - marries Kari, Kari “dies”, has affair with Swimmy, but marries Heather, Heather was in love with Mr. Moose, but couldn't stand Ralph, lusts after Tom ... the relationship was doomed! Ande, wise bartender that everyone wants, also a woman that knows nothing about swimming! Swimmy - Karen’s maid, in love with Tom, actually dating the pool boy, rigs Kari’s scuba equipment to malfunction while Kari is on a trip with the pool boy, GeoChuck - Lady wrestler SwimmieAvsFan - hooker with a heart of gold, in love with Mattson, Aquageek - Kari & Heather’s dad, town billionaire, arrogant, working his way through every woman in town Newmastersswimmer - evil wizzard, has affair with Karen, they fight then make out, evil, in love with Swimmie, he conjures up demons to take over the world and they go to war with the aliens, see Mattson for more info, SonicSwimmer- Newmastersswimmer’s right hand man, the hit man, lusts after Swimmie, Leonard - corrupt minister who works with Mattson, Sonic and NewMasters but then remembers his ethics and turns them over so all the imprisoned swimmers held captive in the dungeon and forced to swim 400IM repeats for days on end are freed. Mattson - NewMasters evil cohort, they plot together to take over the world of swimming by cloning and making robots out of everyone then secretly torturing their new prisoners in a dungeon. There are many, many clones so that no one clone ever has to swim, prelims and finals in the same race ...

Ok, here's the recap/update ... Kari and Heather skankalicious twins, Kari - marries Tom, then “dies” in an avalanche skiing accident, when she returns Heather is married to Tom, but secretly lusting after her swim coach, Kari can’t handle it and runs off with Leonard, for she sees the errors in her evil skanky, drug (VO2Max shampoo) ways Heather leaves Tom for swim Coach, when Kari returns, Karen, the alien mother of Kari and Heather, teacher with a hidden/secret past... she is alien but used to be a superstar, she is devising, Karen lusts after Ande, has a duplicator machine that NO ONE knows about, Kyra, knows everyone’s secrets is secretly blackmailing the entire community and putting the funds into a swiss bank account so she can run away with the Pool Boy (aka Phelps) Beth, sweet innocent town nurse that is a stripper by night a few towns away, not paid enough to support her swimming “problem”, Tom/Mr. Moose/Ralph - marries Kari, Kari “dies”, has affair with Swimmy, but marries Heather, Heather was in love with Mr. Moose, but couldn't stand Ralph, lusts after Tom ... the relationship was doomed! Ande, wise bartender that everyone wants, also a woman that knows nothing about swimming! Swimmy - Karen’s maid, in love with Tom, actually dating the pool boy, rigs Kari’s scuba equipment to malfunction while Kari is on a trip with the pool boy, GeoChuck - Lady wrestler SwimmieAvsFan - hooker with a heart of gold, in love with Mattson, Aquageek - Kari & Heather’s dad, town billionaire, arrogant, working his way through every woman in town Newmastersswimmer - evil wizzard, has affair with Karen, they fight then make out, evil, in love with Swimmie, he conjures up demons to take over the world and they go to war with the aliens, see Mattson for more info, SonicSwimmer- Newmastersswimmer’s right hand man, the hit man, lusts after Swimmie, Leonard - corrupt minister who works with Mattson, Sonic and NewMasters but then remembers his ethics and turns them over so all the imprisoned swimmers held captive in the dungeon and forced to swim 400IM repeats for days on end are freed. Mattson - NewMasters evil cohort, they plot together to take over the world of swimming by cloning and making robots out of everyone then secretly torturing their new prisoners in a dungeon. There are many, many clones so that no one clone ever has to swim, prelims and finals in the same race ...