Ok, if this were as the swimming world turns the soap opera we are becoming what roles would we all play? (It's been a long day at work and I am so ready for it to be Friday!)
I'll get the ball rolling ...
Dima and his new girl take on the Luke and Laura role of the 80's (never saw it, but did hear about it)
Ande, is the wise cop or wise pub owner that is always giving everyone advice.
Kyra, is the sweet and innocent girl that everyone adores.
Kari and I apparently are the town drunks! :)
Former Member
Swimmy...another victim could include that tramp who has her hands all over Ian Thong....
Grrrrrr......
Wow, I just can't keep up! Darn job and family get in the way!:)
OK, my role - I'll play the part of Phelps (Olympic hero)! How does that sound? Wait, I have a better idea.... how about I play the role of Amanda Beard's secret fling!:D :D :D :D :D :D
As for the hot pool boy in the picture.....you tell me! We can have him wear whatever we want for our photo-op.
Is there still any room in the script for me?.....I was hoping the role of the hooker with a heart of gold was still open....of course I may be the wrong gender for that one......or maybe I could be a "stefano" type character that has loads of money and super techno gadgets....It turns out that some of you are actually robots that I created in a lab and I am secretly controlling you for some sick purpose that will slowly be revealed as the season progresses.......During the day I have a cover as a geeky math teacher at the local community college.
newmastersswimmer
How about both? You can be the evil pimp whose playing people. If you'd like you can also dabble in the drug business, and be Kari's supplier, whose blackmailing her and threatens to tell everybody about her problem unless she pays him hush money. She doesn't know that everybody already knows she's a druggie, and pays you gobs of money to keep you quiet. Oh, and you're behind the killings.
I can't believe we made it this long without an evil character!
Mollie...it's definately laughing with us! I've been laughing all night about this thread!!
I think this virtual Soap Opera sounds kind of interesting.
I'm going to ask the same question as newmastersswimmer: Is there a part for an enthuseastic, visually impaired swimmer like me?
You can be the hit man. Newmastersswimmer's right hand man, you know what I mean. But secretly you want nothing more than to straighten out your life and move away with.....hmmm...you should be in love with someone....KAREN! But of course, Karen is in love with Ande, you is really a woman, who eventually runs off with Tom because he can't handle it.
Ande,
Let's talk rolls. Do you prefer hot cross buns? Flaky biscuits? Or the kind of role I had in the movies that made me famous?
I've played hot, flaky, and we'll let your imagination run wild on the movie scenes! I hope you realize that we aliens are VERY religious as well. Just tonight at the grocery story is evidence. Some other alien hussy has let the cat out of the bag- on the cover of Weekly World News it says "Aliens worship Oprah" WHO TOLD?!
I will track her down and give her the role/roll of a lifetime! Hmph.
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I'm off to bed. Pacific champs tomorrow. Kids in bed. Time to rest. I'm swimming the 1,650 and I just found out, I'm now the only won in the 400 IM in my age group. It looks like a win if I don't get DQd! Points for the Creek :p
Have a good night soap fans :)
WOW! Miss a few days of the Discussion Forum and look at all the fun I've missed!!
OH pick me! I want to be the sweet, innocent town nurse that secretly works as a stripper at night in a nearby town. The Dr. I work for doesn't pay me enough to support my "swimming problem"! LOL :p
