As the swimming world turns

Ok, if this were as the swimming world turns the soap opera we are becoming what roles would we all play? (It's been a long day at work and I am so ready for it to be Friday!) I'll get the ball rolling ... Dima and his new girl take on the Luke and Laura role of the 80's (never saw it, but did hear about it) Ande, is the wise cop or wise pub owner that is always giving everyone advice. Kyra, is the sweet and innocent girl that everyone adores. Kari and I apparently are the town drunks! :)