What do you do?

Just curious. What do you do for a living? I'm a 6th grade english/history teacher, full time. :p
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    I am a Engineer in electronics and I will tell you a story about Engineers: An Engineer died and he went to the doors of Paradise. Known it is that the Engineers by their honesty always go there. Saint Peter looked for in his file, but lately a little disorganized and it did not find it in the pile of papers, so it said to him: "It moan, you are not in lists...". So that the Engineer went to the door of hell and they gave him shelter and lodging immediately. Just a short time it happened and the Engineer got tired to suffer the miseries of hell, and he was put to design and to construct improvements. With the passage of time, already they had ISO 9000, ashes monitoring systems, air conditioned, toilets with drainage, electrical stairs, electronic equipment, telecommunications networks, programs of predictive maintenance, systems of visual control, digital systems of fire detection, thermostats, etc. and the Engineer became of very good reputation. Certain day God called to the Devil by telephone and with suspicion tone asked him: (God)"and that..... how are things in hell" (Devil)"We are hell well! We have ISO 9000, ashes monitoring systems, air conditioned, toilets with drainage, electrical stairs, electronic equipment, Internet, etc. By the way I will give you my email addres, it is: thehappydevil@inferno.com. And I do not know which will be the next surprise of the Engineer ". (God)"What, WHAT. DO YOU HAVE an Engineer there? That is an error, never must have arrived there an Engineer. The engineers always go to paradise, that is written and resolute already. Send him here immediately ". (Devil)"Not even crazy. I like to have an Engineer of plant in the organization... and I am going away to be eternally with him ". (God)"Send him to me or...... TO YOU I WILL DEMAND!!...". And the Devil, with the cloudy look in his eyes by the tremendous outburst of laughter that loosen, answered to him God: (Devil)"Ah Yes? ......please do that... and by curiosity... FROM WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GET A LAWYER " if all of them are here...
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  • Former Member
    Former Member
    I am a Engineer in electronics and I will tell you a story about Engineers: An Engineer died and he went to the doors of Paradise. Known it is that the Engineers by their honesty always go there. Saint Peter looked for in his file, but lately a little disorganized and it did not find it in the pile of papers, so it said to him: "It moan, you are not in lists...". So that the Engineer went to the door of hell and they gave him shelter and lodging immediately. Just a short time it happened and the Engineer got tired to suffer the miseries of hell, and he was put to design and to construct improvements. With the passage of time, already they had ISO 9000, ashes monitoring systems, air conditioned, toilets with drainage, electrical stairs, electronic equipment, telecommunications networks, programs of predictive maintenance, systems of visual control, digital systems of fire detection, thermostats, etc. and the Engineer became of very good reputation. Certain day God called to the Devil by telephone and with suspicion tone asked him: (God)"and that..... how are things in hell" (Devil)"We are hell well! We have ISO 9000, ashes monitoring systems, air conditioned, toilets with drainage, electrical stairs, electronic equipment, Internet, etc. By the way I will give you my email addres, it is: thehappydevil@inferno.com. And I do not know which will be the next surprise of the Engineer ". (God)"What, WHAT. DO YOU HAVE an Engineer there? That is an error, never must have arrived there an Engineer. The engineers always go to paradise, that is written and resolute already. Send him here immediately ". (Devil)"Not even crazy. I like to have an Engineer of plant in the organization... and I am going away to be eternally with him ". (God)"Send him to me or...... TO YOU I WILL DEMAND!!...". And the Devil, with the cloudy look in his eyes by the tremendous outburst of laughter that loosen, answered to him God: (Devil)"Ah Yes? ......please do that... and by curiosity... FROM WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GET A LAWYER " if all of them are here...
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