I am sorry this topic has absolutely nothing to do with swimming, but that is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me and who else would I share it with but my beloved swimming community :-)))
Anyways, here is what happened to me today.I went to Mall of America to do some shopping.I mean I finally set aside money to invest into something non-related to swimming.I am definitely not a shopaholic, but today I felt the urge to get into some new clothes.Well, afew hours after browsing that huge concentration of temptations I gathered quite e few purchases.To top it off I decided to get myself some cool jeans, so I ended up in one of the clothing shops.I had some trouble finding my size and I caught an eye of A GORGEOUS young lady that was working there and asked her to help me out(well, because she was so good-looking, I obviously had even more trouble finding stuff :-))).She turned out to be a sweet-heart and pretty much guided me through all my shopping experience at this little shop and I finally had 2 pair of jeans that I liked after trying out thousands of them(well, not exactly that many, but you know what I mean).So it was time for me to go, but I kinda felt reluctant to leave without having a little chat with that cutie.So I asked her name and stuff and we had a pleasant little conversation.Man, she told me to stop by some time to say hello :-)))Maybe she liked me?'Cause I surely liked her, lol:))
Anyways we finished talking, smiled to each other, wished each other good night and all those things and I headed out home thinking about nothing but that girl I just met.
Ok, guess what happened when I got home?I realised that the girl totally stole my brains at the moment when we were talking, BECAUSE I LEFT THE STRORE WITH THE JEANS IN MY HANDS FORGETTING(I MEAN FORGETTING!!!!) TO PAY FOR THEM!!!
OH my GOD!!!I never shoplift or anything of a kind and never ever anything like that happened to me!
Should I go back there tomorrow and pay or is that going to look weird?The most amazing part is that the jeans had those magnetic devices but they obviously never got activated or whatnot...
WOW, I mean WOOOOOOOOOOW.I must have really liked the girl, 'cause my brain was obviously paralized for that moment...I promised her I would stop by again :-)))She told me when she works.I was trying to be a decent guy and not jump into the whole "Can I have your number" thing right away, lol.
Man, all I have to say is : women are trouble , or from the woman's view on the situation it could be: men are so stupid!!!
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Problem is there is another woman i am dating.. I will call her NJ-girl. Both are great. One a pro swimmer who looks STUNNING in her skimpy lifeguard suit. Decisions decisions.
YELLOW FLAG.
Dude,
Rule 1: Never Talk about fight club!
Rule 2: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Seriously Man. If all know about this, and eveything is casual that's fine, if they both think they're exclusive then you gotta decide. It seems you cannot lose. Look at it this way. You've been fishing and had a great day out but you can only pull one prize fish onto the boat to take home.
Not that women are fish but we're all swimmers here...
Whatever you do, do not make a list comparing the 2 girls. Choose with your heart.
Rich
Les- being a butterflier might have invoked my flight response...she went to two meets: one US Northwest Zones where she won her races comfortably, then a LC meet the next month where she decided to do her first 200 brst in 17 years...ingnored my sage advice to take it out easy and split the first 100 at the same time she did the individual 100, the rest was very, very ugly. And somehow, someway, I was responsible, after all, I had invited her to come to the meet with me...soon thereafter she rediscovered another childhood activity, that of horseback riding, and I soon began to learn more than I ever wanted to know about dressage. Despite all that, I still married her (1991), after all, there was still that auburn hair...
Les- neither right now. She decided swimming just for fitness and her prized 8 yr old morgan-cob cross died suddenly on us (only 8 yrs old, a rare disease), so she is reluctant to involve again. And as you know, my business went belly up this year, so can't afford horses or swim trips right now. But we have each other, and oh right, the kids too.
Whatever happened? Did the guy get the girl? Man, he got us all interested and cheering him on and then didn't let us know what happened! Dima, where are you? UPDATE please!
After they became romantically involved...she dug her talons into him...won't let him out...no more beer...and the computer is definitley off limits.
Either that or he has found true happiness with the Jordache girl...and there's simply no time to chat on the net any longer. He comes home after practice and she greets him in the nude with a fresh cold beer. ...no that was the first week of dating.
Just speculation of course.
This does not seem to be the way to get the girl.
True that. Insulting feisty women is not recommended. Right FlyQueen?
And Caped, NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES COMMENT ON A WOMEN'S BACK OR BROAD SHOULDERS OR TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ON STEROIDS. You will never get any that way. Guaranteed. Right FlyQueen?
Dorianblade:
I am sorry you suffered from the the "Big U." I think with the advent of the "hook up," it seems inevitable and not just reserved for females, as it appeared to be in the old days. Women are trouble. You sound like you've got your hands full. Follow Rich's advice to avoid more trouble, unless you are affirmatively looking for trouble.
Awh, you should be the swim stud.
...breaststroker bodies are awfully nice though ..
How am I supposed to feud with you if you keep throwing yourself at me like this...:confused:
i miss Dima
where is he?
women are trouble
they can be quite expensive
are they cheaper to rent or to own?
ande
definitely cheaper to rent. property tax alone is a killer :laugh2:
Don't discriminate against the girls with shoulders that look like a linebackers!:p
This is very good advice, I think, judging from what I've seen on this forum. I will never do that.
