I am sorry this topic has absolutely nothing to do with swimming, but that is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me and who else would I share it with but my beloved swimming community :-)))
Anyways, here is what happened to me today.I went to Mall of America to do some shopping.I mean I finally set aside money to invest into something non-related to swimming.I am definitely not a shopaholic, but today I felt the urge to get into some new clothes.Well, afew hours after browsing that huge concentration of temptations I gathered quite e few purchases.To top it off I decided to get myself some cool jeans, so I ended up in one of the clothing shops.I had some trouble finding my size and I caught an eye of A GORGEOUS young lady that was working there and asked her to help me out(well, because she was so good-looking, I obviously had even more trouble finding stuff :-))).She turned out to be a sweet-heart and pretty much guided me through all my shopping experience at this little shop and I finally had 2 pair of jeans that I liked after trying out thousands of them(well, not exactly that many, but you know what I mean).So it was time for me to go, but I kinda felt reluctant to leave without having a little chat with that cutie.So I asked her name and stuff and we had a pleasant little conversation.Man, she told me to stop by some time to say hello :-)))Maybe she liked me?'Cause I surely liked her, lol:))
Anyways we finished talking, smiled to each other, wished each other good night and all those things and I headed out home thinking about nothing but that girl I just met.
Ok, guess what happened when I got home?I realised that the girl totally stole my brains at the moment when we were talking, BECAUSE I LEFT THE STRORE WITH THE JEANS IN MY HANDS FORGETTING(I MEAN FORGETTING!!!!) TO PAY FOR THEM!!!
OH my GOD!!!I never shoplift or anything of a kind and never ever anything like that happened to me!
Should I go back there tomorrow and pay or is that going to look weird?The most amazing part is that the jeans had those magnetic devices but they obviously never got activated or whatnot...
WOW, I mean WOOOOOOOOOOW.I must have really liked the girl, 'cause my brain was obviously paralized for that moment...I promised her I would stop by again :-)))She told me when she works.I was trying to be a decent guy and not jump into the whole "Can I have your number" thing right away, lol.
Man, all I have to say is : women are trouble , or from the woman's view on the situation it could be: men are so stupid!!!
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Haha. Well go back there and tell them you believe you forgot to pay for the jeans last time. And get the girl's number while you're there!!! HELLO! Am I the only one no noticing fate banging on your head here?? :)
That's cause Mrs Richjb won't let you!!! :shakeshead:
I'm not dating though...just wanted to clarify... ;)
Anyhow all it needs are a few phone calls: "Can I speak to SwimStud? Oh you must be his sister..." to get the ball rolling...
:rofl:
I should be careful what I wish for...
When I first saw my wife walking along the pool deck before a masters workout, I literally said to myself "Here comes trouble...". After a tumultuous first marriage I had managed to prevent any serious relationships for several years and was quite enjoying myself, but on first sight I knew I was under severe threat (physical signals: auburn hair and a swimmer). Later the same workout I couldn't help but notice that she was a smoking fast breastroker as well...
Gull: How did you know this? Is there another thread I missed? Are they still dating?
He told us on another thread. I don't know if they're still dating (it hasn't really kept me up nights wondering). Perhaps he was deported in the interest of homeland security.
Well, we have a Hot Case. Dorianblade: How's that dating going? I'm not sure we heard the final word on gym girl or whoever else had caught your interest. "
Oh Fortress... so many twists and turns. Too much social life kept me away from my beloved USMS foumites :|
So... Thanks to you guys i've been developing an almost animal attraction to women in speedos and swedish goggles.. so when i discovered gym-girl swims AND used to be a lifeguard i could not resist but ask her out for a few pools and a hot tub relaxation session afterwards... needless to say it was an underwater experience i will not soon forget. She taught me how to play tennis, and invited me to her place for dinner last friday.
Sounds great right? Problem is there is another woman i am dating.. I will call her NJ-girl. Both are great. One a pro swimmer who looks STUNNING in her skimpy lifeguard suit. Decisions decisions.
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If that update isn't enough, tonight is officially my first day in Spring of '07 semester! During my winter break i discovered a woman i was seeing was using me for a fling! I feel so used :shakeshead:
