I am sorry this topic has absolutely nothing to do with swimming, but that is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me and who else would I share it with but my beloved swimming community :-)))
Anyways, here is what happened to me today.I went to Mall of America to do some shopping.I mean I finally set aside money to invest into something non-related to swimming.I am definitely not a shopaholic, but today I felt the urge to get into some new clothes.Well, afew hours after browsing that huge concentration of temptations I gathered quite e few purchases.To top it off I decided to get myself some cool jeans, so I ended up in one of the clothing shops.I had some trouble finding my size and I caught an eye of A GORGEOUS young lady that was working there and asked her to help me out(well, because she was so good-looking, I obviously had even more trouble finding stuff :-))).She turned out to be a sweet-heart and pretty much guided me through all my shopping experience at this little shop and I finally had 2 pair of jeans that I liked after trying out thousands of them(well, not exactly that many, but you know what I mean).So it was time for me to go, but I kinda felt reluctant to leave without having a little chat with that cutie.So I asked her name and stuff and we had a pleasant little conversation.Man, she told me to stop by some time to say hello :-)))Maybe she liked me?'Cause I surely liked her, lol:))
Anyways we finished talking, smiled to each other, wished each other good night and all those things and I headed out home thinking about nothing but that girl I just met.
Ok, guess what happened when I got home?I realised that the girl totally stole my brains at the moment when we were talking, BECAUSE I LEFT THE STRORE WITH THE JEANS IN MY HANDS FORGETTING(I MEAN FORGETTING!!!!) TO PAY FOR THEM!!!
OH my GOD!!!I never shoplift or anything of a kind and never ever anything like that happened to me!
Should I go back there tomorrow and pay or is that going to look weird?The most amazing part is that the jeans had those magnetic devices but they obviously never got activated or whatnot...
WOW, I mean WOOOOOOOOOOW.I must have really liked the girl, 'cause my brain was obviously paralized for that moment...I promised her I would stop by again :-)))She told me when she works.I was trying to be a decent guy and not jump into the whole "Can I have your number" thing right away, lol.
Man, all I have to say is : women are trouble , or from the woman's view on the situation it could be: men are so stupid!!!
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Fred the raccoon here (My picture is on the left). Leonard foolishly stepped out to get a cup of tea without locking his computer, so I thought I'd help you out, since raccoons know everything and the ladies find us irresistable.
1) Women love compliments. Notice the little details. Things like "Nice stripes", "Love your fur" or "Nice tail" go a long way. If she's been rolling in something pungent, be sure to tell her you like it.
2) Women love thoughtful gifts. A freshly caught fish or a piece of jelly doughnut scavenged off the side of the road drives 'em wild.
3) Be well groomed. Be sure to take a flea & tick bath often. Use dye on the tail stripes if they are getting gray.
4) Women love romantic settings. Make sure your den is clean and well stocked with goodies like dead mice and half-filled cans of beer that you find.
5) Never start a relationship by saying "Pull my finger...."
6) Lie like mad. Tell them you want kids, that you work at a raccoon rescue center and that you have several unopened bags of potato chips back at your den.
7) Enlist her friends - all women believe that a guy isn't happy unless he's in a relationship. Encourage this psychotic delusion by lying per item 6.
8) View the movie "The Wedding Crashers" until you can recite it by heart. The line where he says "Doctors tell us we only use 10% of our brains, but I think we only use 10% of our hearts." is pure genius.
9 ) Hit the internet for sites like raccoondating.com and maskedlove.com
Ooops, the boy wonder is about to return with his tea. Time to look cute...
-Fred T. Raccoon
Hold up...Fred. I do the lady-handling advice here pal.
Anyhow, I tried "nice-tail" I got slapped in the face. When I went to maskedlove.com I ended up in HR.
Maybe these tips should carry a disclaimer saying they only work for woodland creastures.
Fred the raccoon here (My picture is on the left). Leonard foolishly stepped out to get a cup of tea without locking his computer, so I thought I'd help you out, since raccoons know everything and the ladies find us irresistable.
1) Women love compliments. Notice the little details. Things like "Nice stripes", "Love your fur" or "Nice tail" go a long way. If she's been rolling in something pungent, be sure to tell her you like it.
2) Women love thoughtful gifts. A freshly caught fish or a piece of jelly doughnut scavenged off the side of the road drives 'em wild.
3) Be well groomed. Be sure to take a flea & tick bath often. Use dye on the tail stripes if they are getting gray.
4) Women love romantic settings. Make sure your den is clean and well stocked with goodies like dead mice and half-filled cans of beer that you find.
5) Never start a relationship by saying "Pull my finger...."
6) Lie like mad. Tell them you want kids, that you work at a raccoon rescue center and that you have several unopened bags of potato chips back at your den.
7) Enlist her friends - all women believe that a guy isn't happy unless he's in a relationship. Encourage this psychotic delusion by lying per item 6.
8) View the movie "The Wedding Crashers" until you can recite it by heart. The line where he says "Doctors tell us we only use 10% of our brains, but I think we only use 10% of our hearts." is pure genius.
9 ) Hit the internet for sites like raccoondating.com and maskedlove.com
Ooops, the boy wonder is about to return with his tea. Time to look cute...
-Fred T. Raccoon
Hold up...Fred. I do the lady-handling advice here pal.
Anyhow, I tried "nice-tail" I got slapped in the face. When I went to maskedlove.com I ended up in HR.
Maybe these tips should carry a disclaimer saying they only work for woodland creastures.
