I am sorry this topic has absolutely nothing to do with swimming, but that is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me and who else would I share it with but my beloved swimming community :-)))
Anyways, here is what happened to me today.I went to Mall of America to do some shopping.I mean I finally set aside money to invest into something non-related to swimming.I am definitely not a shopaholic, but today I felt the urge to get into some new clothes.Well, afew hours after browsing that huge concentration of temptations I gathered quite e few purchases.To top it off I decided to get myself some cool jeans, so I ended up in one of the clothing shops.I had some trouble finding my size and I caught an eye of A GORGEOUS young lady that was working there and asked her to help me out(well, because she was so good-looking, I obviously had even more trouble finding stuff :-))).She turned out to be a sweet-heart and pretty much guided me through all my shopping experience at this little shop and I finally had 2 pair of jeans that I liked after trying out thousands of them(well, not exactly that many, but you know what I mean).So it was time for me to go, but I kinda felt reluctant to leave without having a little chat with that cutie.So I asked her name and stuff and we had a pleasant little conversation.Man, she told me to stop by some time to say hello :-)))Maybe she liked me?'Cause I surely liked her, lol:))
Anyways we finished talking, smiled to each other, wished each other good night and all those things and I headed out home thinking about nothing but that girl I just met.
Ok, guess what happened when I got home?I realised that the girl totally stole my brains at the moment when we were talking, BECAUSE I LEFT THE STRORE WITH THE JEANS IN MY HANDS FORGETTING(I MEAN FORGETTING!!!!) TO PAY FOR THEM!!!
OH my GOD!!!I never shoplift or anything of a kind and never ever anything like that happened to me!
Should I go back there tomorrow and pay or is that going to look weird?The most amazing part is that the jeans had those magnetic devices but they obviously never got activated or whatnot...
WOW, I mean WOOOOOOOOOOW.I must have really liked the girl, 'cause my brain was obviously paralized for that moment...I promised her I would stop by again :-)))She told me when she works.I was trying to be a decent guy and not jump into the whole "Can I have your number" thing right away, lol.
Man, all I have to say is : women are trouble , or from the woman's view on the situation it could be: men are so stupid!!!
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Forgive me if I derail the topic, but I've had experiences with Female swimmers before... *commence flashback sequence*
I remember last April when I went to my second Swim Meet and was attracted to this beautiful female swimmer who was probably seven years older than I.
It was like heaven because I was competing in a very beautiful pool and the beautiful woman I had an attraction to was a fellow team mate.
...a week after the meet, I was still phased that I wrote and recorded a song, called "(I'm No) Competitor" and poured my heart out and even mentioned her name in the song like a love-striken sap.
I wanted to send it to her, but I was too nervous so she never heard the song, and good thing, too.
...about three months later, I saw her again at my first Long-Course Championship Meet (it was my third and probably last meet, sadly) and learned that she was seeing someone for a few years, whom was practically old enough to be her father.
Since this woman lived in a neighboring city, it didn't hurt so much, but then again, I've never had any luck with women, which depresses me.
They're all either married (but don't have their ring, or I can't see it, due to poor vision) or they're engaged to be married, or engaged to be engaged, have a boyfriend they've been seeing for either a few months or a few years or they're ***, yes, I said ***, but since I'm still a naive 28-year-old, sometimes I don't see the obvious.
Are there ***ANY*** single women anymore??? It's frustrating and I have to agree that women tend to be trouble, despite me being the nice gentlemen.
Forgive me if I derail the topic, but I've had experiences with Female swimmers before... *commence flashback sequence*
I remember last April when I went to my second Swim Meet and was attracted to this beautiful female swimmer who was probably seven years older than I.
It was like heaven because I was competing in a very beautiful pool and the beautiful woman I had an attraction to was a fellow team mate.
...a week after the meet, I was still phased that I wrote and recorded a song, called "(I'm No) Competitor" and poured my heart out and even mentioned her name in the song like a love-striken sap.
I wanted to send it to her, but I was too nervous so she never heard the song, and good thing, too.
...about three months later, I saw her again at my first Long-Course Championship Meet (it was my third and probably last meet, sadly) and learned that she was seeing someone for a few years, whom was practically old enough to be her father.
Since this woman lived in a neighboring city, it didn't hurt so much, but then again, I've never had any luck with women, which depresses me.
They're all either married (but don't have their ring, or I can't see it, due to poor vision) or they're engaged to be married, or engaged to be engaged, have a boyfriend they've been seeing for either a few months or a few years or they're ***, yes, I said ***, but since I'm still a naive 28-year-old, sometimes I don't see the obvious.
Are there ***ANY*** single women anymore??? It's frustrating and I have to agree that women tend to be trouble, despite me being the nice gentlemen.
