...a large group of (large) people file into the YMCA pool area on a Sunday afternoon and fill the bleachers, not to watch me finish my set, but to conduct a baptism.
They stayed away from the lap swimmers.
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...you pass a sign for "Christian Creme Doughnuts" down the street from the pool.
(Of course our favorite local sign is "Yes we have size 72 pants!")