Humor In Swimming

Originally posted by Mark in MD I thought about getting 1/2 dozen or so of these electronic marvels and placing them under the pews in Church in strategic positions. I could activate them by remote control from the organ console. It could provide some real entertainment during a crowded Church service. Reminds me, Confucious says, "He who flatulates in Church ... sits in his own pew." Jean I figured you'd like my idea. Oh Mark, you shouldn't have posted this when my stomach and laugh muscles hadn't recovered from Emmett's post. Oh but I am out of breath!! I almost bashed my head on the keyboard I laughed so hard. And the Confucious quote - priceless. Of course having your own pew isn't all good - If you are sitting in a pew with other people you can just eyeball them in an accusing way as, well let's not go there.

Originally posted by Mark in MD I thought about getting 1/2 dozen or so of these electronic marvels and placing them under the pews in Church in strategic positions. I could activate them by remote control from the organ console. It could provide some real entertainment during a crowded Church service. Reminds me, Confucious says, "He who flatulates in Church ... sits in his own pew." Jean I figured you'd like my idea. Oh Mark, you shouldn't have posted this when my stomach and laugh muscles hadn't recovered from Emmett's post. Oh but I am out of breath!! I almost bashed my head on the keyboard I laughed so hard. And the Confucious quote - priceless. Of course having your own pew isn't all good - If you are sitting in a pew with other people you can just eyeball them in an accusing way as, well let's not go there.