Humor In Swimming

Here's an idea. My secretary, the other day, brought in the office a remote-controlled electronic whoopie cushion. You place the circular speaker device any where you like e.g., under a chair and you can activate it with a remote control. Pretty cool "guy" gift. I then had a terrible thought. As many of y'all know, I am a part-time Church organist and I am positioned in the back of the church. I thought about getting 1/2 dozen or so of these electronic marvels and placing them under the pews in Church in strategic positions. I could activate them by remote control from the organ console. It could provide some real entertainment during a crowded Church service. Reminds me, Confucious says, "He who flatulates in Church ... sits in his own pew." Jean I figured you'd like my idea. Paul, understand what you mean being a "big kid." My wife constantly will ask me if I will ever "grow up?" Our clerical staff in my office will always tell me that "I am not right." So, what else is new? Mark PS Comedian George Carlin did a whole bit on tooting on one of his albums. Think I'll get it out and listen to it again. It's hilarious. Women should never complain about what we guys do ... they rip off some that will make one's eye water.

Here's an idea. My secretary, the other day, brought in the office a remote-controlled electronic whoopie cushion. You place the circular speaker device any where you like e.g., under a chair and you can activate it with a remote control. Pretty cool "guy" gift. I then had a terrible thought. As many of y'all know, I am a part-time Church organist and I am positioned in the back of the church. I thought about getting 1/2 dozen or so of these electronic marvels and placing them under the pews in Church in strategic positions. I could activate them by remote control from the organ console. It could provide some real entertainment during a crowded Church service. Reminds me, Confucious says, "He who flatulates in Church ... sits in his own pew." Jean I figured you'd like my idea. Paul, understand what you mean being a "big kid." My wife constantly will ask me if I will ever "grow up?" Our clerical staff in my office will always tell me that "I am not right." So, what else is new? Mark PS Comedian George Carlin did a whole bit on tooting on one of his albums. Think I'll get it out and listen to it again. It's hilarious. Women should never complain about what we guys do ... they rip off some that will make one's eye water.