The Fastest Age

"Not good enough"?!!! Ion baby, you're killing me! I spend all this time (at no cost to you, I may add!) evaluating my ability to do you a *big* favor, and do I get a nice (cost effective!) contract? No, I get dissed! (Oy, what would my mother say if she saw this!) It is true, Ion, I have tested it out. I *can* come off of the wall superman style, breath every arm pull, kick with gigantic scissors kicks when I breath, and start my "catch" (lets not quibble, Ion!) at the surface of the water, and *still* make qualification times! How do I do it? With superior VO2 Max!! Now Ion, don't *yawn* (heh heh, a little joke, get it?) at this offer, it is your opportunity to swim more than three events this summer (LCM, of course, we are a little late for the other meet.) By the rings on my pinky, this is a not to be missed opportunity!! Remember Ion, I am the first and still the best swimmer for hire, that is why *I* am SwimR4Rent(tm)!!!

"Not good enough"?!!! Ion baby, you're killing me! I spend all this time (at no cost to you, I may add!) evaluating my ability to do you a *big* favor, and do I get a nice (cost effective!) contract? No, I get dissed! (Oy, what would my mother say if she saw this!) It is true, Ion, I have tested it out. I *can* come off of the wall superman style, breath every arm pull, kick with gigantic scissors kicks when I breath, and start my "catch" (lets not quibble, Ion!) at the surface of the water, and *still* make qualification times! How do I do it? With superior VO2 Max!! Now Ion, don't *yawn* (heh heh, a little joke, get it?) at this offer, it is your opportunity to swim more than three events this summer (LCM, of course, we are a little late for the other meet.) By the rings on my pinky, this is a not to be missed opportunity!! Remember Ion, I am the first and still the best swimmer for hire, that is why *I* am SwimR4Rent(tm)!!!