Just so no double entendre goes missing from this thread, we still have to cover:
Use of paddles
Use of stretch cords
Bending over in the starting blocks
Snorkels (oh my...)
Total Immersion technique
A wordplay on the name "Mark Spitz"
Breath holding sets
Artificial respiration
Lactic Acid
A wordplay on "Speedo"
Use of the word "repeat" or "repeats"
Response to Tom's post about distance people by saying that "Distance people need to stick it out longer than sprinters."
Anyone double entendre-ing the following will be branded as unclean moral lepers and have to do their workouts at a YMCA during family swim time:
Doggie paddling (plus PETA will get you)
Use of a life-saving dummy
Anything whatsoever to do with Water Aerobics and the people involved with it.
A wordplay on the name "Amy Van Dyken"
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
-LBJ
Just so no double entendre goes missing from this thread, we still have to cover:
Use of paddles
Use of stretch cords
Bending over in the starting blocks
Snorkels (oh my...)
Total Immersion technique
A wordplay on the name "Mark Spitz"
Breath holding sets
Artificial respiration
Lactic Acid
A wordplay on "Speedo"
Use of the word "repeat" or "repeats"
Response to Tom's post about distance people by saying that "Distance people need to stick it out longer than sprinters."
Anyone double entendre-ing the following will be branded as unclean moral lepers and have to do their workouts at a YMCA during family swim time:
Doggie paddling (plus PETA will get you)
Use of a life-saving dummy
Anything whatsoever to do with Water Aerobics and the people involved with it.
A wordplay on the name "Amy Van Dyken"
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
-LBJ
