heaven

In my heaven, i would still live here in Wales, but i would have my own 50m pool just outside, with hot tub and always on call massage therapist. I would spend more time with my wife and kids ( 5pm witching hour excepted). I would swim in the 150 yd pool at Kit's beach in Vancouver, relax on the beach with my Starbucks chocolate brownie frappuchino with extra espresso shot, Ski in Whistler. Damn, i used to be able to do all that, but i left Canada!! I would watch videos of 'head-up breaststrokers' and 'water aerobes' steadily COOKING in swimming pools where the water temperature was steadily increased until they FINALLY stopped winging about being too cold ! Done pink like Lobster ! Oh, and of course i would wake up to find that by some miracle i was the fastest swimmer on the planet.

In my heaven, i would still live here in Wales, but i would have my own 50m pool just outside, with hot tub and always on call massage therapist. I would spend more time with my wife and kids ( 5pm witching hour excepted). I would swim in the 150 yd pool at Kit's beach in Vancouver, relax on the beach with my Starbucks chocolate brownie frappuchino with extra espresso shot, Ski in Whistler. Damn, i used to be able to do all that, but i left Canada!! I would watch videos of 'head-up breaststrokers' and 'water aerobes' steadily COOKING in swimming pools where the water temperature was steadily increased until they FINALLY stopped winging about being too cold ! Done pink like Lobster ! Oh, and of course i would wake up to find that by some miracle i was the fastest swimmer on the planet.