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the lifeguard encouraged me to water aerobics yesterday

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"I can get you a noodle if you would like to try the water aerobics class...they wouldn't mind a latecomer.", said the lifeguard...I almost collapsed at the proposition, and gently responded, "ME in WATER AEROBICS! Are you NUTS?!" As I swam past the class--several of them were actually just floating there...literally dangling in the water. Then others were totally busting their butts, really working it to "What's love got to do it?" by Tina Turner. It was great. Immediately I thought of all of you--especailly the opposing viewpoints of Shaky and Laineybug...(the very question might have been the final breaking point for Shaky at his pool, whereas Laineybug, on a special kind of day, might have considered the invitation). Nonetheless...it was hysterically funny to me--and only all of you would appreciate why. Have a great swim!! Jerrycat ;)
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    Someone should develop an XTREME! Water Aerobics class where a drill instructor screams at the people like they do in spinning classes: "PADDLE! PADDLE! PADDLE! "NOODLE! NOODLE! NOODLE! "COME ON LADIES! DON'T GIVE UP NOW! "YOU! YES, YOU! DON'T YOU STOP! GIVE ME MORE! "AIN'T NO 'FLASHDANCE WHAT A FEELING' PLAYIN' IN THIS CLASS! "PADDLE! PADDLE! PADDLE! "FEEL THE BURN! YOU FEEL IT? LET IT HURT GOOD!" Set that class up right before the regular class, so that the floaters see some real work being done when they show up for class. Man I'd love to see the looks on their faces when they walked in to see THAT for the first time.:D
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    Someone should develop an XTREME! Water Aerobics class where a drill instructor screams at the people like they do in spinning classes: "PADDLE! PADDLE! PADDLE! "NOODLE! NOODLE! NOODLE! "COME ON LADIES! DON'T GIVE UP NOW! "YOU! YES, YOU! DON'T YOU STOP! GIVE ME MORE! "AIN'T NO 'FLASHDANCE WHAT A FEELING' PLAYIN' IN THIS CLASS! "PADDLE! PADDLE! PADDLE! "FEEL THE BURN! YOU FEEL IT? LET IT HURT GOOD!" Set that class up right before the regular class, so that the floaters see some real work being done when they show up for class. Man I'd love to see the looks on their faces when they walked in to see THAT for the first time.:D
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