Help, losing body hair

Since I have a self-imposed ban on returning to the ESPY discussion and going insane battling Ion Beza, I have a new post. Warning - this post is odd but I have been contemplating asking the panel of experts for a few months now. Here's my problem (one among many), I'm losing my body hair. Does anyone else have this problem who swims a lot? I'm not a nutty swimmer, probably swimming around 7-8 hours per week. mostly indoors. But, I'm telling you, I am disturbed by what has happened to me. My wife is disturbed by the neighborhood women asking her if her husband shaves his legs and dyes his hair (neither of which I do). I really didn't notice anything until I went to a party with some co-workers and was wearing shorts. The remarks have been unlimited since then. Most commonly I am now referred to as Mr. Bigglesworth, that hairless cat from the Austin Powers movie. In all seriousness, is this a common problem? Any tips on what I can do to reverse this or mitigate it?
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  • Dermaswim is very potent. The funniest warning on the bottle is to "not carry children" after applying, as it is very slippery. BTW - They are not kidding! :D . Very amusing! BTW, I have heard that if you take a shower before you swim, the tap water supposedly infiltrates your hair and pores and makes the swimming pool water less likely to hurt you with its chlorine. But that implies that the pool water has a lot more chlorine in it than the shower water, which I am not sure is true. It also implies that once water has infiltrated hair and/or pores, it cannot be dislodged by other water, which I am also not sure is true. Finally, I have never completely understood how immersion in water can dry you out. Post-finally, I wonder if Dermaswim's slipperiness might make it a good substitute for speed suits once the ban goes into effect? Have you noticed, Debbie, that swimming is any easier when Dermaswim has been applied?
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  • Dermaswim is very potent. The funniest warning on the bottle is to "not carry children" after applying, as it is very slippery. BTW - They are not kidding! :D . Very amusing! BTW, I have heard that if you take a shower before you swim, the tap water supposedly infiltrates your hair and pores and makes the swimming pool water less likely to hurt you with its chlorine. But that implies that the pool water has a lot more chlorine in it than the shower water, which I am not sure is true. It also implies that once water has infiltrated hair and/or pores, it cannot be dislodged by other water, which I am also not sure is true. Finally, I have never completely understood how immersion in water can dry you out. Post-finally, I wonder if Dermaswim's slipperiness might make it a good substitute for speed suits once the ban goes into effect? Have you noticed, Debbie, that swimming is any easier when Dermaswim has been applied?
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