Water in you ears?

It only took me 50 years to figure out how to get excess water out of my ears after a workout without doing the "one legged-banging-head-with-palm" dance. Paper towels, napkins, or even newsprint will work. Don't use polished or bond paper, it is way too tough on the flesh and doesn't absorb very well. Through the magic of capillary action, you can remove 94% of the offending water simply by putting your finger in a paper towel and sticking it into your ear. No need to wiggle it around or push hard. As long as the paper touches water, it will drain most moisture out of a healthy ear. Amazing but true. I don't know why my towel cannot do this, but have had remarkable success over the last 6 months since I gave it a try. Cheers and good drainage!
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  • Former Member
    Former Member over 10 years ago
    The iso alcohol dries moisture through increased evaporation, while the white vinegar is a "disinfectant" in that it is acetic acid, thus drops the pH, and provides a low pH environment where bacteria won't thrive. The way it works is that the alcohol changes the surface tension of the liquid so that it drains from the ears. I prefer a mixture of 4 part cheap gin and 1 part white vinegar myself. :)
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  • Former Member
    Former Member over 10 years ago
    The iso alcohol dries moisture through increased evaporation, while the white vinegar is a "disinfectant" in that it is acetic acid, thus drops the pH, and provides a low pH environment where bacteria won't thrive. The way it works is that the alcohol changes the surface tension of the liquid so that it drains from the ears. I prefer a mixture of 4 part cheap gin and 1 part white vinegar myself. :)
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