Forget Splash! -- next reality show for Lochte should be ...

... Celebrity 400 IM! Just think of the possibilities ... Lochte as the coach/Louganis role Phelps, Gary Hall (Sr) and Tracy Caulkins (now Stockwell) as judges Rowdy and Misty as hosts Which celebrities would you like to see try to King of All Swimming Events?
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  • Lane 1 Pamela Anderson – Baywatch Lane 2 Jesse Bradford – Swimfan Lane 3 Bernie Mac –Pride Lane 4 Jason Statham – no swim related movies, but he was a diver on the British National Diving Team Lane 5 David Hasselhoff – Baywatch Lane 6 Ricou Browning – Creature from the Black Lagoon Lane 7 Kevin Costner – The Guardian (or Ashton Kutcher if Kevin isn’t available) Lane 8 Alexandra Paul – Baywatch, swam (swims?) long distance open water racesgreat lineup. I give Statham the win in that lineup, but better viewing to do it as a 1-on-1 lineup like they dost the RCP spring classic. We need to have a few folks like the underdog / no-way-can-survive character that Louie Anderson plays on Splash: what about ... * William 'the refrigerator' perry? * that note dame football player who got duped with the girlfriend hoax? * rush Limbaugh? (Controversy drives viewership, though he might be DQ'd for doping ban?)
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  • Lane 1 Pamela Anderson – Baywatch Lane 2 Jesse Bradford – Swimfan Lane 3 Bernie Mac –Pride Lane 4 Jason Statham – no swim related movies, but he was a diver on the British National Diving Team Lane 5 David Hasselhoff – Baywatch Lane 6 Ricou Browning – Creature from the Black Lagoon Lane 7 Kevin Costner – The Guardian (or Ashton Kutcher if Kevin isn’t available) Lane 8 Alexandra Paul – Baywatch, swam (swims?) long distance open water racesgreat lineup. I give Statham the win in that lineup, but better viewing to do it as a 1-on-1 lineup like they dost the RCP spring classic. We need to have a few folks like the underdog / no-way-can-survive character that Louie Anderson plays on Splash: what about ... * William 'the refrigerator' perry? * that note dame football player who got duped with the girlfriend hoax? * rush Limbaugh? (Controversy drives viewership, though he might be DQ'd for doping ban?)
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