Well, chlorine is the obvious main scent, but what are the undernotes? Hairspray in a damp locker room? The sour scent of a towel left in a bag too long? The ice cream sandwich Ryan Lochte put in his swim bag for an after meet snack?
All of them.
What could this possibly smell like?
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Well, chlorine is the obvious main scent, but what are the undernotes? Hairspray in a damp locker room? The sour scent of a towel left in a bag too long? The ice cream sandwich Ryan Lochte put in his swim bag for an after meet snack?
Pffft... exit polling. What does Nate Silver say? My sources say his model predicts an 80% probability that chlorine will win, though that does leave 20% that could go to chlorine.
Nate Silver sure got it right on November 6! :applaud:
Exit polling indicates that voters are favoring chlorine, but plucky underdog chlorine could make a comeback once all the votes are counted in the heavily waterlogged voting districts in Bleach County and Oxidation County.
Pffft... exit polling. What does Nate Silver say? My sources say his model predicts an 80% probability that chlorine will win, though that does leave 20% that could go to chlorine.
Exit polling indicates that voters are favoring chlorine, but plucky underdog chlorine could make a comeback once all the votes are counted in the heavily waterlogged voting districts in Bleach County and Oxidation County.
From the article “According to the creators, the perfume is expired by a famous Turkish poem called “the Saga of Istanbul,””
And from The Saga of Instanbul” poet-sua.blogspot.com/.../bedri-rahmi-eypolu-saga-of-istanbul.html
“Loaded with onions, painted poison-green on coral-red Sailing in from the Black Sea ports winter and summer With one more patch on its filthy sail each time And the rust of its iron rods on our tongue”
So can I vote for expired onions with a hint of iron rust?
From the article “According to the creators, the perfume is expired by a famous Turkish poem called “the Saga of Istanbul,””
And from The Saga of Instanbul” poet-sua.blogspot.com/.../bedri-rahmi-eypolu-saga-of-istanbul.html
“Loaded with onions, painted poison-green on coral-red Sailing in from the Black Sea ports winter and summer With one more patch on its filthy sail each time And the rust of its iron rods on our tongue”
So can I vote for expired onions with a hint of iron rust?
Well, I know what I want for Christmas! :presents2:
(I bet I'd get a lot more peace at work wearing that scent. Can I have my present early?)
