Top 10 Listings for LCM 2012

Read through the lists, it is very humbling to see everyone's accomplishments, especially the #1 by Jim in perhaps the most competitive swimming event ever. Well done! My announcement, I am shooting for top a 60 position for 2013!:) Steve, you have become my new best friend! I think the number of earthlings who understand how very difficult it is to win the 60-64 year old 100 LCM freestyle is minuscule! With your comment, I now realize that I am not the sole earthling who understands this! You whipper snappers out there: I challenge you to put on a fat suit, plug your trachea with artificial phlegm, take all sorts of soporific medications, mount special wobbly blocks while blindfolded to increase your chance of falling before the race even starts, fill your ear canals with material designed to make it difficult to hear the starter's blast, glue hedgehog fur to your back, and avoid any sort of groupie "hook up" for approximately 38 years in a row so as to obliterate any kind of evolutionary impetus to achieve glory, and then swim the 100 LCM free style! Okay, so you will still beat my time by multiple light seconds, but at least you will see that it isn't as effortless as we decrepit make it look!

Read through the lists, it is very humbling to see everyone's accomplishments, especially the #1 by Jim in perhaps the most competitive swimming event ever. Well done! My announcement, I am shooting for top a 60 position for 2013!:) Steve, you have become my new best friend! I think the number of earthlings who understand how very difficult it is to win the 60-64 year old 100 LCM freestyle is minuscule! With your comment, I now realize that I am not the sole earthling who understands this! You whipper snappers out there: I challenge you to put on a fat suit, plug your trachea with artificial phlegm, take all sorts of soporific medications, mount special wobbly blocks while blindfolded to increase your chance of falling before the race even starts, fill your ear canals with material designed to make it difficult to hear the starter's blast, glue hedgehog fur to your back, and avoid any sort of groupie "hook up" for approximately 38 years in a row so as to obliterate any kind of evolutionary impetus to achieve glory, and then swim the 100 LCM free style! Okay, so you will still beat my time by multiple light seconds, but at least you will see that it isn't as effortless as we decrepit make it look!