pwb, you lazy slug

Just doing the 400 IM then going home? Pacific Masters SCM Oct 12-14: www.swimphone.com/.../event_order.cfm still feel cheated by missing the 400 LCM IM at this summer's Pacific Champs. I'm really hoping to squeeze this in on Friday morning; I'm very happy that: a) It's the first event b) They are running fast to slow, and c) There are a small number of entries

Oh, you're stopping at 1650? There's a 5k waiting for you! Put Chicago 2013 on your dance card! (More at www.bigshoulders.org) :afraid:Well, I know I can do 2,000 yards of fly and felt like I could keep going, but... :cane:? I'm not sure my shoulder could handle much after that! :worms:

Chris isn't going to like this, but let's throw underwater swimming in, too. Revise the rules for the real strokes to allow no more than 10meters underwater. :bolt: Chris? What about Fort?! I can hear her now... :bitching:...:afraid:

Chris? What about Fort?! I can hear her now... :bitching:...:afraid: Um, I am not really upset about limiting underwater in an imaginary race involving elementary backstroke and trudgen crawl...seems like (as in any decision to swim breaststroke) doing such a race means you've decided to forego any hope of swimming fast. So sure, limit SDKs...

Um, I am not really upset about limiting underwater in an imaginary race involving elementary backstroke and trudgen crawl...seems like (as in any decision to swim breaststroke) doing such a race means you've decided to forego any hope of swimming fast. So sure, limit SDKs... Not to worry, my completely legit, not-at-all-made-up swim obeyed all rules, including the rules that haven't been created yet and the rules that contradict other rules. Did I just cause anyone to divide by zero?

Did I just cause anyone to divide by zero? No, but you've just ceased to exist!

No, but you've just ceased to exist! what is this I don't even

Our new aquatic sport could have several events too, dedicated to frog and scissor kicking. We would then have breaststroke, trudgen crawl, side stroke and elementary backstroke!! Chris isn't going to like this, but let's throw underwater swimming in, too. Revise the rules for the real strokes to allow no more than 10meters underwater. :bolt:

Nah, he's simply become an imaginary number. We must travel to the complex plane to fully study it :) Come to the dark side and get a free cookie!

No, but you've just ceased to exist! Nah, he's simply become an imaginary number. We must travel to the complex plane to fully study it :)