In my most recent blog entry, "One Man's Garbage..." forums.usms.org/blog.php , I asked my fellow swimmers their respective opinions on the impact long, slow, continuous swimming has on meet performance.
The expression "garbage yards" (and the pejorative overtones such a phrase conjurs) has become so embedded in the forum lexicon that many, I suspect, now consider as indisputable truth swimming this way is a waste of time for anyone with competitive ambitions.
Such a view appears particularly well-entrenched among the many non-credentialed exercise physiology pontificators here on the forums who also have a fondness for sprinting and dry land exercise.
But is the concept of garbage yards truly valid--or a kind of urban legend made up largely by sprinters who would rather be doing something other than spending 90 minutes without stopping in the pool?
I don't mean only practicing this way. But if you are, like me, inclined to enjoy swimming, once or twice a week, long, slow, relatively relaxing, continuous yards, do you believe (and more importantly, perhaps, have any evidence to bolster said belief) that so-called "garbage yards" can have some value for actual racing?
Or do these only teach your body to swim slow?
I invite you to read my recent blog forums.usms.org/blog.php and post your thoughts advice there or here.
At the risk of provoking censure by the forum authorities, I furthermore ask you to leave all civility by the wayside.
Feel free to trash talk and smack upside the head of any and every one who disagrees with your personal bias here!
It's been way too long since these forums have had a good, old-fashioned range war of opinions run amuk and ad hominem attacks!
Go at each other tooth and claw. It will only stir the blood of us all, I say--something we garbage yard enthusiasts probably need a bit more of, I will admit.
Perhaps the pursuit of garbage yards would most ideally suit an individual doggedly seeking the most catatonic of low readings on his heart monitor (and kindly sharing said readings with a few of his closest friends on Facebook)...
Thanks, Mr. Cruise, for the invitation to post said results here, too.
Perhaps one benefit of garbage yardage (this has a nicer ring to it, I think, than the plainer garbage yards) is its impact on what is surely the single most important aspect of competitive swimming: that is, getting your resting heart rate down as close to a corpse's as possible.
This morning, after months of being stubbornly waylaid in the low 40s, my own resting heart rate took a huge and exciting leap in the direction of death by registering a 2012 personal best of 36.
I credit garbage yardage to this salutory development and hope to soon match Bjorn Borg's 29 and that female triathlete's 18.
Beat..beat...beat..........beat.......................................beat......................................................beat..................................................Doctor! Paddles! Stat!!!!
Perhaps the pursuit of garbage yards would most ideally suit an individual doggedly seeking the most catatonic of low readings on his heart monitor (and kindly sharing said readings with a few of his closest friends on Facebook)...
Thanks, Mr. Cruise, for the invitation to post said results here, too.
Perhaps one benefit of garbage yardage (this has a nicer ring to it, I think, than the plainer garbage yards) is its impact on what is surely the single most important aspect of competitive swimming: that is, getting your resting heart rate down as close to a corpse's as possible.
This morning, after months of being stubbornly waylaid in the low 40s, my own resting heart rate took a huge and exciting leap in the direction of death by registering a 2012 personal best of 36.
I credit garbage yardage to this salutory development and hope to soon match Bjorn Borg's 29 and that female triathlete's 18.
Beat..beat...beat..........beat.......................................beat......................................................beat..................................................Doctor! Paddles! Stat!!!!