While my personal view is that trash talking is unnecessary and counter productive,none the less it seems some good natured trash talking is beginning in the kicking thread.Since not everyone is interested in how important kicking is,but everyone is interested in the S(he) Man/Knelson battle of the Titans,not to mention the Muppet/Fort demolition derby,I thought it should have it's own thread.So,go ahead,make my day.
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As a charter member of the girly-man skin and bones club let me say we take great pleasure in stomping on the lunkhead meat head weightlifters. The bigger and more muscle bound you are, the greater the pleasure of watching the flailing.
Just be happy that noodlers don't compete in USMS. Someone might mistake you for a noodle, grab you and ride you like a seahorse in the deep end while doing waterweight curls...
Better a dominatrix than a pretty boy who wears purple.
You'll be ok at domme until it comes to the bullwhip...with your dodgy shoulders from all that sloppy technique...you might not be able to "whip it" so well...
Ah, but my right shoulder is fully functional and I just happen to be right handed.
Despite my "sloppy technique," I can actually do a backstroke turn. Unlike some. I can do a backstroke start too. Unlike certain others who are challenged in this area.
oh low blow... low blow... still... I don't blame crappy swims on wall at lane 1 or 10...:thhbbb: lol
I'm not familiar with those lanes, aren't they for the slow swimmers?
or sandbaggers who get caught out in the shuffle...Geek...the small, shallow really warm pool is the therapy pool... being first across the 10 yards wearing a stryofoam girdle is not a USMS sanctioned event... but you keep up the good work!
Would calling Jeff Commings a big wussy this morning for showing up 10 minutes before the end of practice so he could interview Amanda beard be considered trash talking....I mean really Jeff...at least do the warm up and get out early...
Oh and funny how Sam Perry 1 week post shoulder surgery just happened to stop by the pool around the same time....I guess my comment about how fat he's gotten after being out for a week was probably not the nicest thing to say...
LOL Did you let Amanda try your Tu-tu on?
Too bad it's not sanctioned, you might actually beat your 1:08 time if you only had to swim 40 yards.
non trash post : the Styrofoam girdle race would make a good event for a fun-day!
I have an inverse relationship between my 500 FR time and my desire to trash talk. The lower the time the higher the trash talk. 5:12 is Ms. Nicey Nice.
5:05 reserves the right to turn into Bee-yatch. Sub 5:05 is Amy Van Dyken cat fights Inge De Brujn. I'd have to think on a sub 5 time. Not thought ahead that far!
:lmao:
The mark of a truly gifted trash talker is the person who can talk quality smack even as they stink up the joint with a truly ugly swim (or whatever activity they happen to be talking smack about)!
