Geek and Gull?

Can I expect a love poem soon? Aqaugeek, Aquageek, why is it you like to freak? Invisible lurker, why do you seldom speak? Is it your senses we tweak? You don't have to act so meek? As tears of frustration leak, Down your rose colured cheek. Is it some swimming meat that you seek? Oh Aquageek, Aquageek come smile or again we'll pique... :smooch: ;)

Geekity and Gullygee swim together in perfect harmony Side by side in the swimming pool, oh lord why don't we? We all know that people are the same where ever we go There is good and bad in everyone, We learn to live, we learn to give Each other what we need to survive together alive.

I have a new theory..... After painstakingly reviewing posts from these "two" I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands.... Geek and Gull are the same person! The photo was "doctored" The times posted from the meet were "doctored" What we have have is a foreign born, bipolar, narcissitic hermaphrodite swimmer that also has multiple personalities (not that there is anything wrong with that)....I'm sure of it! I'm correlating additional data which I believe will also show that Geek/Gull is also Terry/Ion......more to come! PS: notice how they tend to come post/leave around the same time....and its always around a full moon or lunar new year! Not a bad theory! I think the photo was doctored just so I'd look like a blithering idiot when I nominated it for "Best Photo of 2007" on the "USMS threadies" thread. I fell right into their clever trap. Now, as to being the "same person" .... I'll just confess right now. I'm really the same person as Swimr4Life. We've just been pretending to be twins and FAF Sistas. We take "turns" swimming at nationals, her in 2005, me in 2006. Obviously, the bit about my left shoulder hurting and her right shoulder hurting is just a ploy. Y'all know we're the same poster.;) As for Terry/Kaizen/Ion, it's a mystery where he's gone. He must be off on some world wide TI travel spree again. (No doubt, that's why you're taking over as the resident TI guru/advocate, Paul.) Or maybe I told him to "lighten up" too often and he decided to lighten up his posting .... :dunno: It sure is boring without the bipolar multiple personalities ...

I can't speak for gull. I'm here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I'll write a poem in response.

I can't speak for gull. I'm here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I'll write a poem in response. And I've been on pins and needles waiting for your comment on the "And how do I fall in love with the 400 IM?" thread ... I'll look for a poem instead.

Damn I'm good! Maybe I should take up professional bass fishing if I can get a bite that quick! :groovy: All take note; Interesting that the Geek personality came out first which I believe says something about the "strength" of these two personalities.....I would now theorize that the "Gull" will come back with a more logical, less sarcastic reply...and almost certainly tie it in with some Doggie Houser medical jargon. The big question is.....can we entice the Ion personality out????!!!! PS: It also happens to be national pancake day....maybe this has something do with the remergence?

Damn I'm good! Maybe I should take up professional bass fishing if I can get bite that quick! :groovy: The big question is.....can we entice the Ion personality out????!!!! It's a sad day when Gull doesn't even comment on the new fastskin pro ... I thought the Geek was a fan of NSR posts. Didn't he just brag about his own predilection for NSR posting?

As for Terry/Kaizen/Ion, it's a mystery where he's gone. He must be off on some world wide TI travel spree again. ....Or maybe I told him to "lighten up" too often and he decided to lighten up his posting .... :dunno: .... Or he just got fed up with all the inanity, NSR posting and other shenanigans.

I have a new theory..... After painstakingly reviewing posts from these "two" I have come to the conclusion we have a conspiracy on our hands.... Geek and Gull are the same person! The photo was "doctored" The times posted from the meet were "doctored" What we have have is a foreign born, bipolar, narcissitic hermaphrodite swimmer that also has multiple personalities (not that there is anything wrong with that)....I'm sure of it! I'm correlating additional data which I believe will also show that Geek/Gull is also Terry/Ion......more to come! PS: notice how they tend to come post/leave around the same time....and its always around a full moon or lunar new year! Have you guys not figured out that I am also M Phelps and that *** video, and the Brit thing is really a ruse to throw you off...

I can't speak for gull. I'm here, reading the swimming posts, on the rare occasion they come through. Good theory, however, maybe I'll write a poem in response. forums.usms.org/showthread.php There's plenty of swimming threads to comment on.