What are the best paddles to use to scrape ice?

I use Strokemakers, but they aren't very efficient. Too many curves, not enough straight edges. Brrr.
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Those rectangular speedo ones are good. They come in a variety of sizes and colors to suit your fancy. I'm wondering if shoveling the driveway is bad for the shoulder. Probably is. Mine are a bit sore. Maybe I should teach the wife how the shovel works. Women are good at shovelling...my wife is always shovelling lots of things onto my plate! :)
  • Former Member
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    I see the word "paddle" brings out the S&M in you eh???Naughty, naughty!:rofl: Maybe your wife should paddle you? After you shovel a little more work on her plate?
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    I think there is a law here in Texas that if it is below 32F and there is precipitation, then it is a play-hooky-from-work or -school day and the only driving allowed is to pick up beer and videos.
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Don't you cook? I thought you were going for Dad-of-the-Year? I do not shovel. Either possible use of that verb. Shoveling is bad for shoulders. That's what children are for. I bet you paddle though...I'll have to have a chat with Mr Fortress (if he is allowed out of hiding) at the Colonies. I do cook. I am decent cook and I enjoy it, unitl the Mrs butts in and starts getting in my way. If you like Baklava, I'll make some and bring to the Colonies...if I come.
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    Maybe your wife should paddle you? After you shovel a little more work on her plate? My dear wife is "strong like bull" but she's beautiful with it...she'd manage if we had to go farmy and self sufficient. If only she'd swim more...nearly drowning as a kid has really had her scared ever since. Maybe my studly pecs will eventually encourage her to the pool...
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    what yall talking about... haven't seen any form of frozen precip in 15 years.
  • Former Member
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    What the heck does that G stand for? GERONIMO!!!!!!! It's the shout Floyd makes on his dives!! :banana:
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    In parts of Canada we use the pick axe to remove the ice from wind shields. In Mexico I use windex and a paper towel.
  • Fortress, No, I have NEVER been to St. Olaf, but Rose Nyland on the Golden Girls has and she is a blubbering idiot!!:rofl::rofl: Hey, that new avatar, is that Steve Prefontaine? islandsox Now, you deserved to paddled for insulting schools in my childhood state. Yes, it's Pre. Doesn't he make your heart just twittlepaddle? Are you getting some paddling in the OW today or being a coach potato?
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Yes, I am a coach potato today, will be a couch potato tonight. Swimming starts Tuesday. Waiting for my husband and his paddles to return from his airport office. islandsox