Real Swimmers Of Genius

good morning OK put on your creative caps and dream up examples of Real Swimmers of Genius In the vein of BUD Light's Real Men of Genius Ad Campaign here's a few examples that might spark your creative fires http://budlight.whipnet.com or www.ifilm.com/.../realmenofgenius But they need to be related to swimming. Here's to you ... Mr ______ ______ _______ Guy, Can you think of any? I could use a laugh, practice was cancelled today. Please be sure to include some of the short ad lib singing lines related to the concept have fun ande 1) Mr Drug test sample getter Guy (they actually have to watch the athlete produce the urine specimen) 2) Mr Too Chicken to DQ the cheater Guy (breastroke dolphin kick olympics 2004)
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    heres to you Mr. wear a technical suit during practice guy. Seriously, why would you do that. I saw a guy one time wearing a tyr whatever they call it speed suit, I thinks its the aquapel or something, during a local ymca masters practice. Unfortunately this is a true story. Here's to you Mr. "Can you unzip my tech suit for me in the locker room, guy":shakeshead::bolt:
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Here's to you Mr./Ms. anonymous forum poster. Here's to you Mr. forum admiinistrator who won't let me post the photo of the Speedo Guy. Here's to you Mr./Ms. frequent poster who won't pay his/her dues and actually join USMS.
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Here's to you, Mr Won't Shower Before Getting In The Pool guy. Here's to you Mr. Sweaty Sauna Sitter that just jumped in the pool, guy.
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Here's to you, Mr. Look at how many Olympian's stayed in my guest cottage guy! :lmao:I just had to hahaha
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    agreed!! Here's to you mr. Hiding behind an Alias. Here's to you mr. Intolerant of others' training methods. Here's to you mr. Won't try anything new. Right. And here's to you, Ms. that post must have been a personal attack against me so I will strike back.
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    agreed!! Here's to you mr. Hiding behind an Alias. Here's to you mr. Intolerant of others' training methods. Here's to you mr. Won't try anything new. Right. And here's to you, Ms. that post must have been a personal attack against me so I will strike back. Here's to you, Mr Wielding a USMS lightsabre, wearing a moderator badge and gonna shut down this thread or delete the flamey posts soon guy! :rofl:
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Stud...don't you know that if you wear mirrored goggles you won't get busted?:rofl::rofl: Here's to you, Mr Dirty old man, mirrored Vanquisher wearing, doing 50 x 25 shooters and moving rather slower than normal guy!" Hey they were mirrored and who cares about being busted...thongs are meant for one thing only...to get your backside checked out...they're not likely comfortable or practical...
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Here's to you Mr. and/or Ms. USMS Olympian competitor list obsessor.
  • Former Member
    Former Member
    Here's to you Ms. I'm going to ruin your day by telling you that aquageek has left the forum.
  • Here’s to you Mrs. My Child is House Broken and doesn’t need a swim diaper… Thanks to you and your spawn for putting the “poo” in pool (and forcing a 24 hour decontamination shut down) And while I’m at it, here’s to you open water swimmers who put the “p” in pool, you warm our lanes on cold mornings and you give a little pay back to Mr./Ms. Refuse to Lead the lane, but perfectly content to sit right on your toes the entire workout person.