good morning
OK put on your creative caps and dream up examples of
Real Swimmers of Genius
In the vein of BUD Light's
Real Men of Genius Ad Campaign
here's a few examples that might spark your creative fires
http://budlight.whipnet.com
or
www.ifilm.com/.../realmenofgenius
But they need to be related to swimming.
Here's to you ... Mr ______ ______ _______ Guy,
Can you think of any?
I could use a laugh, practice was cancelled today.
Please be sure to include some of the short ad lib singing lines related to the concept
have fun
ande
1) Mr Drug test sample getter Guy
(they actually have to watch the athlete produce the urine specimen)
2) Mr Too Chicken to DQ the cheater Guy
(breastroke dolphin kick olympics 2004)
excellent
can anyone think of any others
ande
Originally posted by Matt S
The official name for lane grasping backstrokers is "Captain Tug."
Mr./Ms. Unfinished Business Guy. The swimmer who just missed some goal as an age grouper, and has swam consistently through USMS age groups trying to scratch that itch that never goes away.
Mr I Have A Cramp Pansy Guy
Conveniently comes up with a cramp whenever he doesn't want to finish a set
Back in high school we had a swimmer who matched this description. He was nicknamed "oscar" for his award-winning performances.
How about "Mr. I'm gonna toss some pool buoys into your lane, trying to throw them into the lane next to you, because I'm going to cut across your lane and interrupt your swim guy."
Ok, a little long, but you get the point, right?
Yea potassium :banana:
Here's to you Mr. "40 yr. old former NCAA Div I swimmer" guy.
Yea you,
The one who shows up full of body hair and a beer gut the size of an inner tube.
Yea, you, getting up on the blocks in the final heat against swimmers training their b*$*s off with a smerk on your face.....
Mr. "you like the look on everyone's face when you explode a sub 2:00 minute 200 free and waddle back over to your towel" guy!!!
Here's to you Mr. "more leftover swimming talent than I'll ever have swimming 15,000 yards a week" guy!!!
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Mr go out way too fast and die guy
What is wrong with this?..it was a learning experience...
....
Here's to you, Mr. Suckin' in your gut wearing a Speedo guy!
OK so that's like what 85% of us...
Here's to you, Ms. "Does my ass look really fat in this fastskin?" girl!
Here's to you, Miss Don't Get My Hair Wet noodler Gal.
Here's to you Mr Deck Nerd with all your pool toys.
Here's to you Mr Newby that obeys his coach guy.
oops getting to close to home...:bolt:
Mr. use paddles for any freestyle swim greater than 100 yards guy
In the same vein, Mr I wear Zoomers during warmup, warmdown, and all of practice guy.
Here's to you, Mr. Sit On The Wall For Ten Minutes And Then Suddenly Race Me All-Out In A 25 Free While I'm In The Middle Of A 300 Backstroke And I Don't Change A Thing About My Stroke Or Pace And You Still Lose.
I swam with you this morning and wanted to give you... props :D
can any one think of any tributes
here's to you
Mr Too fat to zip up your fastskin guy
Mr school logo tattooed on your body guy
Mr guy with a tramp stamp
