here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
Former Member
Swimming in the rain is something I actually enjoy, but I've yet to see a meet cancelled here in CA from weather. A few years ago at a zone championship meet in Santa Clara, we had ice forming in the buckets that hold down our EZ Ups. Lots of teeth chattering, but the meet went on.
why why why why why would a 50ish bald man train in a swimsuit that could best be described as a g-string? and this wasn't the first time he's done it either
the pool was crowded this morning, i had to share a lane with him :afraid:
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Would it have been better if he had hair on his head? :afraid:
I don't like it when the people in the lane next to you pull on the lane rope in the wrong direction so that you have to take up the slack when you pull on it again.
I don't like it when the swimmer in front of you does not move over or stop when you overtake them and then the swimmer behind you starts hitting your toes.
I don't like it when teenage boys and middle age men are up my a$$ during breaststroke, yet they won't go in front of me. I'm laughing at myself by trying to put a positive spin on that one. Instead, I should like at it like. .
I also don't like people who pull u-turns frequently during sets (once in a while is okay but it's really not necessary to do it to keep up with me!!!)
I don't like it when teenage boys and middle age men are up my a$$ during breaststroke, yet they won't go in front of me. I'm laughing at myself by trying to put a positive spin on that one. Instead, I should like at it like. .
This is what a well-timed kick is for...
why why why why why would a 50ish bald man train in a swimsuit that could best be described as a g-string? and this wasn't the first time he's done it either
the pool was crowded this morning, i had to share a lane with him :afraid:
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
why why why why why would a 50ish bald man train in a swimsuit that could best be described as a g-string? and this wasn't the first time he's done it either
the pool was crowded this morning, i had to share a lane with him :afraid:
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
That is an excuse (and a legit one!) to get out early!:agree: