here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
Pet Peeves...is this like confession?
Having the aquatic director send everyone to talk to me about the Master Swim Team while I am trying to get a workout in...
Band aids, hair elastics, drawstrings, barrettes etc in the lane - I have to do a clean up lap to start...
Aquacise instructors that encourage the class to make extra waves for the lap swimmers...and trust me this group can generate waves...jokes on them I pretend I am open water swimming.
Aqua classes that end late at night and the guards take their sweet time to put in the lanes
Swim instructors who use the lap lane times to offer private kiddie swim lessons...we have discovered a few laps of butterfly sends them to the other pool.
Lousy Coaches who dismiss you because you didnt swim competitively as a fetus...
Wonderful coaches who inspire you but who move away for a better job ....:(
Pet Peeves...is this like confession?
Having the aquatic director send everyone to talk to me about the Master Swim Team while I am trying to get a workout in...
Band aids, hair elastics, drawstrings, barrettes etc in the lane - I have to do a clean up lap to start...
Aquacise instructors that encourage the class to make extra waves for the lap swimmers...and trust me this group can generate waves...jokes on them I pretend I am open water swimming.
Aqua classes that end late at night and the guards take their sweet time to put in the lanes
Swim instructors who use the lap lane times to offer private kiddie swim lessons...we have discovered a few laps of butterfly sends them to the other pool.
Lousy Coaches who dismiss you because you didnt swim competitively as a fetus...
Wonderful coaches who inspire you but who move away for a better job ....:(