here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
All of these replies are so funny!
I hate wall lanes, which explains why I got DQ'd on my 100 *** two weeks ago.
I love Lane 5 when it's free to swim in. ...okay, that wasn't called for, my bad. I don't mind sharing lanes with someone, especially when a cute female swimmer comes by and asks if she can share lanes with me. For the ladies, anytime!!
Poorly kept city pools: Y'know the ones I'm talking about. Cloudy water, band-aids floating about and the occasional diaper. ...Yes, you heard me, *DIAPER*! There's a story behind the diaper...
a few years back, a friend and I were going to go lap swimming, but our usual pool was closed for maintainance (a good thing, *VERY* good thing) so we decided to swim at one of the city pools here in town. We didn't mind the cloudy water that much until my friend had a close encounter of the diaper kind. We were so repulsed, that we left the pool, showered at *HER* place and had our lunch a little bit later than expected because the thought was still fresh. *EWWWWW!!!! NAAAAASTY!!!!!*
People who blow their snot into the pool's gutter. That's just *SICK* (The same applies when you're using the pool's showers)
Cancelled Swim Meets: WHY?!?! *irritated*
All of these replies are so funny!
I hate wall lanes, which explains why I got DQ'd on my 100 *** two weeks ago.
I love Lane 5 when it's free to swim in. ...okay, that wasn't called for, my bad. I don't mind sharing lanes with someone, especially when a cute female swimmer comes by and asks if she can share lanes with me. For the ladies, anytime!!
Poorly kept city pools: Y'know the ones I'm talking about. Cloudy water, band-aids floating about and the occasional diaper. ...Yes, you heard me, *DIAPER*! There's a story behind the diaper...
a few years back, a friend and I were going to go lap swimming, but our usual pool was closed for maintainance (a good thing, *VERY* good thing) so we decided to swim at one of the city pools here in town. We didn't mind the cloudy water that much until my friend had a close encounter of the diaper kind. We were so repulsed, that we left the pool, showered at *HER* place and had our lunch a little bit later than expected because the thought was still fresh. *EWWWWW!!!! NAAAAASTY!!!!!*
People who blow their snot into the pool's gutter. That's just *SICK* (The same applies when you're using the pool's showers)
Cancelled Swim Meets: WHY?!?! *irritated*
