here you go, the thread you've been waiting for
SWIM RANT
RANT to your hearts content about aspects of
SWIMMING and SWIMMERS that bug YOU
I encourage you to be good natured and hilarious
you may find it cathartic
Ande
Originally posted by jean sterling
We had a noodler instructor who used to yank the cord on the pace clock, so she could plug in her boom box. I'd finish a 50 or 100 in a set and would wonder if I was really that fast, or, even worse, could I possibly have been that slow. Finally a swimmer told the noodle instructor if she unplugged the pace clock again that she (the swimmer) would yank the cord on the boom box.
The Noodle instructor would put on this coma music and drag us down, so the next day I tried to switch her radio to a high energy rock station, unfortunately it would not pick it up.
Another pool where I occasionally swim, the Noodle Instructor puts on bad 70s-80s disco- I almost drowned from laughing while swimming. Picture a pod of 12 400+ pounders aqua dancing to Village People's YMCA
Originally posted by jean sterling
We had a noodler instructor who used to yank the cord on the pace clock, so she could plug in her boom box. I'd finish a 50 or 100 in a set and would wonder if I was really that fast, or, even worse, could I possibly have been that slow. Finally a swimmer told the noodle instructor if she unplugged the pace clock again that she (the swimmer) would yank the cord on the boom box.
The Noodle instructor would put on this coma music and drag us down, so the next day I tried to switch her radio to a high energy rock station, unfortunately it would not pick it up.
Another pool where I occasionally swim, the Noodle Instructor puts on bad 70s-80s disco- I almost drowned from laughing while swimming. Picture a pod of 12 400+ pounders aqua dancing to Village People's YMCA