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"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

"We're knights of the round table. We dance when 'ere we're able."

"You must bring us.....a shrubbery!" "A shrubbery?" "Yes. With a little white fence. And one level higher than then other, and little path running down the middle (A path, a path). And not to expensive."

"We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. "

"Come see the violence inherint in the system. Help, help I'm being repressed!"

"Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights. "

And speaking of Monty Python and the women of this group... "Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. If I went round saying I was an emperor because some aquatic bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away." -LBJ

"What is your name?" "I am Arthur..King of the Britans" "What is your quest?" "To seek the Holy Grail" "What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" "African or European?" "What. I don't know..aaaahhhhh." "How do you know so much about swallows?" "I'm a king. You have to know these things."

Originally posted by Seagurl51 "What is your name?" "I am Arthur..King of the Britans" "What is your quest?" "To seek the Holy Grail" "What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?" "African or European?" "What. I don't know..aaaahhhhh." "How do you know so much about swallows?" "I'm a king. You have to know these things." My first quiz in a history class was that! What is your name? What is your quest? Etc ...

Keather that's awesome! "Have at you!" "What are you going to do bleed on me?" "I'm invinsible!" "You're a looney." *************** "Come back here you pansy! I'll bite your legs off!"