As the swimming world turns

oh my GODDESS!!!!!! (INSERT LAUGHING ICON!!!!)

oh my GODDESS!!!!!! (INSERT LAUGHING ICON!!!!)

OOOPPS..... must be those three cocktails (burp) I had at lunch.....with my boss....(hey - it's Admin. Asst. Apprec. Week)... Laineybug - (laughing) we definitely need you as the town shrink!!!!!!! Tom...thanks. Now I can't get that dang happy trails song outa my head..... Great..... Aquageek - I'm sorry - you can be nice, but you also have to be grouchy....;)

hmmm ... cocktails ...

Geez! I go away to work for 3 hours and look what happened!! The minions are multiplying and everyone is sleeping with everyone else! Not that that wasn't happening before!! Heather, that sum up was hilarious!! I took a drink right in the middle of it and almost lost it. This is far too much fun!!!

commercial Well, I go to a meet for one day and look at this mess! WHAT IS GOING ON EXACTLY around here? :p 1650 and 400 IM went better than expected :) I thought we'd hear more from Ande. I too hope he doesn't think we don't like his advice. I, my alien self, really like it. Maybe my rolls offended? Sorry, Ande :( cue music I'm so happy to have a maid- to do EXPERIMENTS ON! wah ha ha ha ha My working screen name was Hawaiian "CumonIwannalaya" In bed everybody would just call out an abbreviated form of my name (use your imagination). The rest is alien history! commercial Not too creative right now, really tired- worried about 200 *** tomorrow. I fear it will be really OK or really bad- only one way to find out. Good night all and have wet, soapy dreams :)

I want to be the morally corrupt minister - the man who once was a bastion of moral integrity but who has turned to the pursuit of darker things. I am well-qualified for this since I am legally ordained in a tax-dodge church. Hopefully, I get to have torrid love scenes with Susan Lucci. - Rev. Leonard B. Jansen, ULC Pastor, St. Bridget Fonda's Church and Home for Wayward Female Swimmers

TIME OUT! I get my swim coach! Of course all are welcome to join in the sinister plot ... we need a fake town name... Seaside? Something swimming/pool/ocean/sea/lake related of course. Remember I am the town skank along with my skankalicous twin sister, I should "hook-up" with as many people as possible but when I meet my coach I fall madly in love ... awh! Ande is so the hot bartender! Awesome. Apparently he doesn't want to secretly be a woman. Darn! Sonic and Jim there's definitely room for you. We also need charactors for Mattson and swimmieavsfan ... hmmm ... SwimmieavsFan should be the hooker with the heart of gold. Sonic secretly lusts after and since he is a hitman he takes out or tries to (does anyone actually ever really die on a soap?) anyone that tries to romance Swimmie. Mattson - hmmm... we still need the town doctor. (have you noticed in soaps there is only ever one doctor?). The town doctor that seems like a good guy but ... (there's always a but) is attempting to control the entire town by brainwashing everyone. Jim, I think you need to secretly be a woman. Though Swimmie doesn't know this and falls in love with him, and Sonic can't kill Jim b/c Jim is his half brother ...

I think you got the right two to play the evil clowns from Stephen Kings "It"...........(which is a compliment not an insult......playing the evil characters is an honor IMHO). Mattson, you need to be an evil scientist type.....maybe we can be partners in creating robot (or clone) copies of some of the other characters ....then as the season progresses, we replace some of the central characters one at a time with our robot (or clone) copies....while we hold the real characters captive in a secret dungeon below our mansion......there we can torture them endlessly muwhaaa.....And slowly we take control of the entire swimming community by controlling our replacement copies for our own evil purposes!....something of that nature....throw in some particle physics related gadgetry and were good to go....what do y'all think? Newmastersswimmer p.s. of course Sonic Swimmer will be a key member of our evil empire as well....perhaps he can be the one who captures and tortures the characters we're slowly replacing.

Hey wait, I want a part! Originally posted by SwiminONandON TIME OUT! I get my swim coach! Of course all are welcome to join in the sinister plot ... we need a fake town name... Seaside? Something swimming/pool/ocean/sea/lake related of course. Remember I am the town skank along with my skankalicous twin sister, I should "hook-up" with as many people as possible but when I meet my coach I fall madly in love ... awh! Ande is so the hot bartender! Awesome. Apparently he doesn't want to secretly be a woman. Darn! Sonic and Jim there's definitely room for you. We also need charactors for Mattson and swimmieavsfan ... hmmm ... SwimmieavsFan should be the hooker with the heart of gold. Sonic secretly lusts after and since he is a hitman he takes out or tries to (does anyone actually ever really die on a soap?) anyone that tries to romance Swimmie. Mattson - hmmm... we still need the town doctor. (have you noticed in soaps there is only ever one doctor?). The town doctor that seems like a good guy but ... (there's always a but) is attempting to control the entire town by brainwashing everyone. Jim, I think you need to secretly be a woman. Though Swimmie doesn't know this and falls in love with him, and Sonic can't kill Jim b/c Jim is his half brother ... :(