I am sorry this topic has absolutely nothing to do with swimming, but that is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me and who else would I share it with but my beloved swimming community :-)))
Anyways, here is what happened to me today.I went to Mall of America to do some shopping.I mean I finally set aside money to invest into something non-related to swimming.I am definitely not a shopaholic, but today I felt the urge to get into some new clothes.Well, afew hours after browsing that huge concentration of temptations I gathered quite e few purchases.To top it off I decided to get myself some cool jeans, so I ended up in one of the clothing shops.I had some trouble finding my size and I caught an eye of A GORGEOUS young lady that was working there and asked her to help me out(well, because she was so good-looking, I obviously had even more trouble finding stuff :-))).She turned out to be a sweet-heart and pretty much guided me through all my shopping experience at this little shop and I finally had 2 pair of jeans that I liked after trying out thousands of them(well, not exactly that many, but you know what I mean).So it was time for me to go, but I kinda felt reluctant to leave without having a little chat with that cutie.So I asked her name and stuff and we had a pleasant little conversation.Man, she told me to stop by some time to say hello :-)))Maybe she liked me?'Cause I surely liked her, lol:))
Anyways we finished talking, smiled to each other, wished each other good night and all those things and I headed out home thinking about nothing but that girl I just met.
Ok, guess what happened when I got home?I realised that the girl totally stole my brains at the moment when we were talking, BECAUSE I LEFT THE STRORE WITH THE JEANS IN MY HANDS FORGETTING(I MEAN FORGETTING!!!!) TO PAY FOR THEM!!!
OH my GOD!!!I never shoplift or anything of a kind and never ever anything like that happened to me!
Should I go back there tomorrow and pay or is that going to look weird?The most amazing part is that the jeans had those magnetic devices but they obviously never got activated or whatnot...
WOW, I mean WOOOOOOOOOOW.I must have really liked the girl, 'cause my brain was obviously paralized for that moment...I promised her I would stop by again :-)))She told me when she works.I was trying to be a decent guy and not jump into the whole "Can I have your number" thing right away, lol.
Man, all I have to say is : women are trouble , or from the woman's view on the situation it could be: men are so stupid!!!
Former Member
*gasp*
What? Beth! Bork! I am stunned at these insinuations...
I was going to talk about reducing drag...but noooooooo you assume it would be vulgar...
:shakeshead:
What? Beth! Bork! I am stunned at these insinuations...
I was going to talk about reducing drag...but noooooooo you assume it would be vulgar... posted by Richie Rich
Somehow I think in the context of the situation, your comment was going to be both vulgar and about drag reduction (or the lack of drag reduction perhaps?) .....so don't play this all innocent Mr. British politesee guy now Rich o.k.!
Newmastersswimmer
coffee
gas
daisies
cooking
massages (fyi men give massages with ulterior motives)
FS II
handbags
What else do you own up to as well?
come clean spill the beans
trouble can be good,
though high maintenance usually isn't
I've written songs about both
a
I see your point. Coffee, gas and daisies, et al, are pretty demanding. I think I can almost fit in my kid's fastskin II now, so I probably won't be buying too many more for just myself. Hmmm... I generally consider myself fairly low maintenance. But maybe I'm wrong. :eek:
I guess I should have added:
heels
lip stick & lip gloss
chardonnay and pinot noir
systane
fairly regular use of zyrtec D/singular/flonase
no shoveling of snow
fairly regular ART appointments
multiple hair care products
flip flop addiction (although this doesn't seem high maintenance)
beach addiction (is that high maintenance?)
Anything else female posters?
Dear Newdmastersswimmer,
I'll try harder to say hi when you drop by.
btw I vote that "Women Are Trouble!" remains to be true
Ande
I wonder if Ande wrote a song about THAT but won't tell us LOL
posted by Ande
I don't know Rich....Maybe the subject matter "hits" a little too close to home for him....LOL!:rofl: (sorry Ande but thats what you get for not saying hello to me on your blog!)
Newmastersswimmer
Are they really trouble - Chuckie and I celebrate our 51st anniversary today. June 22nd, it has been fun, it has been a great journey. I will let you know if we feel the same in 2047.
Are they really trouble - Chuckie and I celebrate our 51st anniversary today. June 22nd, it has been fun, it has been a great journey. I will let you know if we feel the same in 2047.
All the Best, ChuckGeo.
I started reading this thread and now want to know what happened with hookedonswimming and the store clerk he gave up or what, hmm.?
They've entered the Swimming Wtiness Protection & Relocation Program. Currentlly only the top guys (Rob Copeland and Jim Matysek) know who and where they are....