Women Are Trouble!

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I am sorry this topic has absolutely nothing to do with swimming, but that is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me and who else would I share it with but my beloved swimming community :-))) Anyways, here is what happened to me today.I went to Mall of America to do some shopping.I mean I finally set aside money to invest into something non-related to swimming.I am definitely not a shopaholic, but today I felt the urge to get into some new clothes.Well, afew hours after browsing that huge concentration of temptations I gathered quite e few purchases.To top it off I decided to get myself some cool jeans, so I ended up in one of the clothing shops.I had some trouble finding my size and I caught an eye of A GORGEOUS young lady that was working there and asked her to help me out(well, because she was so good-looking, I obviously had even more trouble finding stuff :-))).She turned out to be a sweet-heart and pretty much guided me through all my shopping experience at this little shop and I finally had 2 pair of jeans that I liked after trying out thousands of them(well, not exactly that many, but you know what I mean).So it was time for me to go, but I kinda felt reluctant to leave without having a little chat with that cutie.So I asked her name and stuff and we had a pleasant little conversation.Man, she told me to stop by some time to say hello :-)))Maybe she liked me?'Cause I surely liked her, lol:)) Anyways we finished talking, smiled to each other, wished each other good night and all those things and I headed out home thinking about nothing but that girl I just met. Ok, guess what happened when I got home?I realised that the girl totally stole my brains at the moment when we were talking, BECAUSE I LEFT THE STRORE WITH THE JEANS IN MY HANDS FORGETTING(I MEAN FORGETTING!!!!) TO PAY FOR THEM!!! OH my GOD!!!I never shoplift or anything of a kind and never ever anything like that happened to me! Should I go back there tomorrow and pay or is that going to look weird?The most amazing part is that the jeans had those magnetic devices but they obviously never got activated or whatnot... WOW, I mean WOOOOOOOOOOW.I must have really liked the girl, 'cause my brain was obviously paralized for that moment...I promised her I would stop by again :-)))She told me when she works.I was trying to be a decent guy and not jump into the whole "Can I have your number" thing right away, lol. Man, all I have to say is : women are trouble , or from the woman's view on the situation it could be: men are so stupid!!!
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    A man should know that when a woman is really high-maintenance he has a way of being able to tell. Like when her credit card gets stolen, he doesn't report it because the person who stole it is charging less than she did. Donna
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    ... I do have a bit of a handbag fetish, but that is all I'm owning up to. :dedhorse: :lolup: Subliminal messages there Fort? I'm telling ya...ever since you said paddles I've been concerned...
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    Hey enough with the talk about Fetishes o.k. Fort! I did say that I brought my wife breakfast and coffee in bed every Sunday morning didn't I? So she can suffer through a few meals at Micky D's with me then right? Subliminal messages there Fort? I'm telling ya...ever since you said paddles I've been concerned... posted by Richie Rich Oh my! Newmastersswimmer
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    Didn't Beth tell you two to BEHAVE? I HATE BIG BAD PADDLES. THEY ARE SHOULDER WRECKERS. posted by the Fortress Big "Bad" Paddles eh Fort?...hmmm. Wrecks the shoulders you say....I guess it depends on who's swinging them now doesn't it? Am I in trouble yet? Newmastersswimmer
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    Didn't Beth tell you two to BEHAVE? I HATE BIG BAD PADDLES. THEY ARE SHOULDER WRECKERS. posted by the Fortress Big "Bad" Paddles eh Fort?...hmmm. Wrecks the shoulders you say....I guess it depends on who's swinging them now doesn't it? Am I in trouble yet? Newmastersswimmer I think the sirens will be sounding on the serious poster computers right aboooooooooot.........NOW!
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    Didn't Beth tell you two to BEHAVE? I HATE BIG BAD PADDLES. THEY ARE SHOULDER WRECKERS. I love my big paddles. I use them to practice body rotation that way there is no stain on the shoulder. I have little ones too, but they're for bouy pulls and fin swims. I hope that isn't cheating.
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    I think the sirens will be sounding on the serious poster computers right aboooooooooot.........NOW! A person goes away for a few days and look what you guys are up to. This proves that men are trouble. I'm reporting you to the mods, Rich. ;) SlowSwim: I believe that everyone here is a big cheater and they said so on the cheating thread.
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    A person goes away for a few days and look what you guys are up to. This proves that men are trouble. I'm reporting you to the mods, Rich. ;) SlowSwim: I believe that everyone here is a big cheater and they said so on the cheating thread. *looks sideways at Bork* It wasn't me...
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    What else do you own up to as well? come clean spill the beans posted by Ande She also mentioned Big "Bad" Paddles Ande.....I guess you missed that one...LOL!!:rofl: Newmastersswimmer
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    What else do you own up to as well? come clean spill the beans posted by Ande She also mentioned Big "Bad" Paddles Ande.....I guess you missed that one...LOL!!:rofl: Newmastersswimmer I wonder if Ande wrote a song about THAT but won't tell us LOL :dedhorse: