I am sorry this topic has absolutely nothing to do with swimming, but that is the weirdest thing that ever happened to me and who else would I share it with but my beloved swimming community :-)))
Anyways, here is what happened to me today.I went to Mall of America to do some shopping.I mean I finally set aside money to invest into something non-related to swimming.I am definitely not a shopaholic, but today I felt the urge to get into some new clothes.Well, afew hours after browsing that huge concentration of temptations I gathered quite e few purchases.To top it off I decided to get myself some cool jeans, so I ended up in one of the clothing shops.I had some trouble finding my size and I caught an eye of A GORGEOUS young lady that was working there and asked her to help me out(well, because she was so good-looking, I obviously had even more trouble finding stuff :-))).She turned out to be a sweet-heart and pretty much guided me through all my shopping experience at this little shop and I finally had 2 pair of jeans that I liked after trying out thousands of them(well, not exactly that many, but you know what I mean).So it was time for me to go, but I kinda felt reluctant to leave without having a little chat with that cutie.So I asked her name and stuff and we had a pleasant little conversation.Man, she told me to stop by some time to say hello :-)))Maybe she liked me?'Cause I surely liked her, lol:))
Anyways we finished talking, smiled to each other, wished each other good night and all those things and I headed out home thinking about nothing but that girl I just met.
Ok, guess what happened when I got home?I realised that the girl totally stole my brains at the moment when we were talking, BECAUSE I LEFT THE STRORE WITH THE JEANS IN MY HANDS FORGETTING(I MEAN FORGETTING!!!!) TO PAY FOR THEM!!!
OH my GOD!!!I never shoplift or anything of a kind and never ever anything like that happened to me!
Should I go back there tomorrow and pay or is that going to look weird?The most amazing part is that the jeans had those magnetic devices but they obviously never got activated or whatnot...
WOW, I mean WOOOOOOOOOOW.I must have really liked the girl, 'cause my brain was obviously paralized for that moment...I promised her I would stop by again :-)))She told me when she works.I was trying to be a decent guy and not jump into the whole "Can I have your number" thing right away, lol.
Man, all I have to say is : women are trouble , or from the woman's view on the situation it could be: men are so stupid!!!
Originally posted by Tom Ellison
gosh, Laura Hutton is a doll and the gap in her front teeth is adorable....
Lauren Hutton a doll? Ick. I just never saw the appeal.
EDIT: In response to Ande's last question, I think I know what a woman should do, but I don't think I can say without violating the posting policies of this board :D
Gosh, with the great advise shared on this post, Mr. Moose, Ralph and I may be able to get a date. Or, at the very least.....
we can upgrade our min requirements from "breathing" to "breathing with teeth"....
lol ... good luck with that! Teeth, definitely a step-up! I personally have a soft spot in my heart for swimmers. So drop that into the conversation. Athletes rule and swimmers are the best!
PS - also don't discriminate against the girls with shoulders that look like a linebackers!:p
During the initial first conversations it is always interesting to see their reaction to my telling them that I think I am a Moose....
After the shock wears off I always explain that "WE" are a nice Moose.....and most probably have used to much VO2MAX Shampoo in years past...and the time lines have become rather blurred from finishing the races before we even start them....
I guess it all works out in the wash....and if it doesn't...we just get a new radio....
Ah....teeth! Love 'em, especially a nice set. But you know...there are times when crooked teeth, or front teeth with a gap are sexy. Call me crazy, but that's just me. You know...kind of a little imperfection of sorts. Sexy.
What is not sexy are fake chicklette teeth - saw lots of those in Hollywood. People go a little crazy with the teeth whitening thing and it looks really ugly. Very UN-sexy.
Who wants to kiss someone with chewing gum teeth?! Yuk.
If the teeth are not perfect, but the person doesn't have bad breath then hey - no worries! ;)
Originally posted by Tom Ellison
Stand bye all...
VO2MOOSEMAX Shampoo coming to stores near you soon.....
Since I am in Central Illinois wasteland, you will have to send some to me. I have been hording my last bit of VO2max Shampoo to get me through until then!
This is NOT aimed at anyone besides Tom and the rest of us who like to have fun...
Since VO2max shampoo has been discontinued, I suggest a new moose shampoo (Tom probably needs it after all of these months in hiding, moose season and all).
Tom, can you fill us in on what your requirements are for the new moose shampoo (you can't bring up anybody positively charged!)
