Okay, it's too quiet in here...
Just trying to stir something up. :p
I'm digressing into a ramble....
One thing I mentioned to my teammates while in Italy... Since I started swimming masters, the idea was to get my endurance up.
Instead, my alcohol tolerance had gone waaaay up.
Masters swimmers do know how to party :D
I think I'll save my best performances for the non-travelling regional meets, and save the trips to nationals and similar for partying.
Maybe in few years when I get better, I'll worry about actually performing at a national meet. For now, it's a great vacation.
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You guys are too funny!
Okay, that's enough Mr. Moose, hand over the VOMAX! ;)
Possible outcomes to a Kerry/Bush swim race:
1) Never happen because they would award Hallibuton the contract to build the pool in a non-competitive bid and after endless delays and cost overruns, Bush could just abandon the race and declare victory.
2) Bush would win because Katherine Harris would be placed in charge of timing.
3) Never happen because Ayatollah General Ashcroft would have Kerry arrested for being involved with a weapon of mass destruction (water) and then trot out survivors of the Johnstown Floods to say that they saw Kerry around the Johnstown Dam.
4) Bush would win because in a race, the guy with the least of something actually wins.
-LBJ
Kerry will make a comment, that he likes the modern breaststroke, but dislikes breaststroke with a dolphin kick. Then some of Bush's friends will make fun of Kerry for "flip-flopping if he likes breastroke or not". ;)
Originally posted by pmbchill
Bush would have an intelligence briefing to have the race explained to him and even then its likely he wouldn't understand the part about the turn.
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good for words... I'm sending this around masters in Italy!
One for all...all for one....
Ralph thinks he is himself....Mr. Moose doesn't care....and Tom is still attempting to figure out how many are REALLY IN HERE........
No I am not...I know how many are in here....
Do not......................
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Do to......
