Humor In Swimming

Did she also worry that the extra hour of sun brought about by daylights savings time would burn her yard in the heat of summer...? Or, did she think a padded head board was "Safe Sex?

Originally posted by Tom Ellison ... Or, did she think a padded head board was "Safe Sex? You mean it isn't?:confused:

Only if used with the Flux Capacitor that is Gyro Stabilized!:D

I've lived in CA my whole life and I still don't know what the altitude is!! And how do I get the white out off of the computer screen? I need to learn to type better, too many mistakes. Just kidding. I'm not blond, but I do love jokes :)

How did I get sucked into this carrying some guys swim suit type nonsense? I am NOT going to carry a guys swim suit...NOT... Now, I'd be glad to carry Connie's..any day, anytime...! Put my name in that hat...and fast....

Will Connie be in it at the time?:D

Originally posted by Tom Ellison How did I get sucked into this carrying some guys swim suit type nonsense? I am NOT going to carry a guys swim suit...NOT... Now, I'd be glad to carry Connie's..any day, anytime...! Put my name in that hat...and fast.... Didn't say suit. Said "goggles, towel, etc." Etc. = sports bag. You were the first person who came to mind in awarding a prize. No you weren't, yes you were, no you weren't, yes you were. Where's Connie when you need her?

Gosh, I hope she would...but it would/could be interesting if she wasn't....:D

In one of my very first workouts with the college team we were doing breath control 50's. With my HS/club team, when we were told to breath 3's or 5's etc, the coach meant breath every 3 or 5 strokes. So we started out the first few 50's breathing 5, no problem, then 4's and 3's- I wonder why its getting easier but hey, I'm a lowly freshman and I am not going to ask. Finally we are doing 1's- I am hyperventilating, snapping my head back and forth, trying to breath every stroke, wondering what the point of all this is, when finally the coach, who has been watching me in wonder, explains that he meant breaths per 50 not breaths per stroke. Doh!

Originally posted by scolopax In one of my very first workouts with the college team we were doing breath control 50's. With my HS/club team, when we were told to breath 3's or 5's etc, the coach meant breath every 3 or 5 strokes. So we started out the first few 50's breathing 5, no problem, then 4's and 3's- I wonder why its getting easier but hey, I'm a lowly freshman and I am not going to ask. Finally we are doing 1's- I am hyperventilating, snapping my head back and forth, trying to breath every stroke, wondering what the point of all this is, when finally the coach, who has been watching me in wonder, explains that he meant breaths per 50 not breaths per stroke. Doh! Your'e lucky you didn't end up with whiplash throwing your head around enough to breathe every stroke!