Okay, I know somebody's gonna bust me on the unethical nature of what I'm about to ask. Rest assured I'm not actually planning to do this, but with the misery of swimming in my current pool the idea did enter my head, sort of a "what if" type of thought...
Have any of you find upstanding folks ever used a hotel or apartment pool where you weren't staying or living, um, without permission? I know, most hotel and apartment pools suck, but occasionally there's one that's of sufficient size to get a workout that beckons to you over the fence. "Come swim in me..."
Anybody do this regularly and get away with it? Anybody have any interesting stories of running half naked from hotel security hell bent on having you charged with tresspassing?
Once again, no lectures, please. I've been reading a lot of material from Hunter Thompson lately (who swims, by the way--or at least he used to), and his weird shenanigans have my own imagination coming up with all kinds of daring, if unethical, solutions to the problems of life.
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Shakey, have you ever thought of approaching management of the pool in question and asking them if you could pay a monthly fee for the use of their pool? There was a hotel, a very very nice hotel, where I grew up that use to 'sell' memberships to the community. If the pool management balks at the idea because it would cause the pool to be too over crowded, then suggest they limit the number of 'memberships' they sell... Everyone would win... they would make money and you would get a less crowded pool to swim in.
LOL--it would make you an honest man :D
Lainey
Shakey, have you ever thought of approaching management of the pool in question and asking them if you could pay a monthly fee for the use of their pool? There was a hotel, a very very nice hotel, where I grew up that use to 'sell' memberships to the community. If the pool management balks at the idea because it would cause the pool to be too over crowded, then suggest they limit the number of 'memberships' they sell... Everyone would win... they would make money and you would get a less crowded pool to swim in.
LOL--it would make you an honest man :D
Lainey
